Cro: Brakes like Broccoli?
Lady M: What?
Cro: You just said I was to be careful because the driver in front has 'Brakes like Broccoli'. (It sounded like an Irish expression, so I stressed the words in my finest Irish accent).
Lady M: Actually, I said 'He might brake abruptly'.
Cro: Oh right; nothing to do with Broccoli then... (hearty laughter all round).
p.s. This 'conversation' was able to take place because Lady Magnon has recently passed her 'Senior Advanced Back Seat Driver Certificate', and was giving me some very helpful tips about road-safety.