Aries: Summer will bring warmth and light. Later in the year it might become cooler and darker.
Taurus: Be 'bullish' in your dealings this year, and do not be afraid to break china.
Gemini: You will possibly meet twins (hopefully not Jedward), and will laugh rather a lot.
Cancer: Your mother warned you about this.
Leo: Nothing will happen this year for Leos; well, not a lot anyway..
Virgo: And YOUR mother warned you about this too.
Libra: This will be your 'Summer of Love' baby.
Scorpio: Just stay indoors, but if you must go out, warn people well in advance.
Saggittarriuss: This is the year for a facelift (and none too soon).
Capricorn: No idea at all for you lot, but everything will probably be OK (buy my book for further, more precise, info).
Aquarius: Take a beach holiday in July.
Pisces: Same as Aquarius, but in August; July is fully booked .