Magnon's Meanderings
A diverse offering twixt the interesting, the unusual, and the amusing.
Thursday, 12 March 2026
Product Test.
Wednesday, 11 March 2026
Starmer in the poo again.
Poor old Starmer, I'm almost beginning to feel sorry for him. Whatever he does; he gets wrong.
Tru*p isn't happy with him; nor is Tony Blair. He's being attacked from all sides; even his own!
The US President recently said "We'll never forget the lack of support, from a once great ally". He also told Starmer not to bother with his little warship as the war was almost over! Macron has now helped-out in Cyprus instead. The French President told the residents of Cyprus that if they couldn't rely on the UK, they could always rely on France.
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves..... Sadly not any more under Starmer. We are now a piss-poor naval nation!
Blair also rebuked him for not having backed the US right from the very beginning.
Of course, with such a huge Muslim population in the UK (who I expect are Labour voters) he doesn't wish to rock the boat. I'm sure both Churchill and Mrs T would never have considered such trivialities; but elections are looming, and he needs EVERY vote.!
This dreadful inditement of UK defence policy comes just as The Army holds a referendum about the wearing of makeup and hairstyles amongst the rank and file. With their new 'Woke' policy on 'gender', they are asking ordinary soldiers if they think they should be allowed to wear makeup and have their hair permed. I have yet to hear the results.
Shadow defence minister, Mark Francois noted "Replacing facial camouflage with mascara will hardly deter Putin". Well said MF!
I believe that Starmer has now phoned Tru*p to apologise, and to attempt to repair the damage he's caused to the UK. Some bloody hope!
As further response to the Iran war, Starmer is to strengthen laws concerning 'Hostility towards Muslims'. They will create laws against 'Prejudicial Stereotyping', and general 'Disrespect'. It looks as if the pro-Hamas lobby has won yet again. I shall obviously need to be more cautious in the future, of what I say about terrorist groups.
Oh dear oh dear. 'Will no-one rid us of this turbulent lawyer'???
p.s. I see that our little boat has now left harbour, and is heading for The Med'.
So, how's it going?
Tuesday, 10 March 2026
Butter
Monday, 9 March 2026
Abandoned!
I feel abandoned.
OK, I have one grandson studying in Oxford, and another studying in Hertfordshire, but otherwise it's just me who's representing the Magnons in the UK. All the others are overseas.
Kimbo and Susie are in Egypt, Lady M, Wills, Boo Boo, and The Cherub are in Thailand, my daughter Tenpin is in Oz with her two boys, and my sister is in NZ; leaving just me to hold the fort, here in our ancestral home of England.
Like many families these days, we do tend to spread our wings. Even I (the stay-at-home-lad) have managed to live more than half my life abroad; even though it was not far away in Southern France. I quite expect that very few families have all the members 'at home' these days.
So, I've been making sure I descend the stairs carefully, cross the road cautiously, and do not pour boiling water over my feet. I don't want to be found having 'passed-away' without anyone knowing.
Lady M has been away for over a week, but will be home in a couple of days!
Sunday, 8 March 2026
Eddie the Eagle.
These days Eddie has returned to his original trade, and is a Plasterer!





