I love quad bikes; don't you?
Why walk if you can ride? Why live in silence if you can enjoy the throaty roar of an un-silenced engine? And ah, that fine aroma of petrol!
Those boring old-fashioned country walks (picking flowers, enjoying nature, walking the dog, etc) can now be replaced by the far less exhausting activity of quad-biking. Let's all buy quads and give our legs a rest. There's a whole world of peaceful bridal paths and 'rights of way' out there, just crying out for use.
Yes, the countryside is there for all to enjoy; but mostly for QUAD BIKERS! We had to endure nearly 40 years of deafening silence in our tedious old village, but now we can have wonderful NOISE!!!
SIC TRANSIT GLORIA QUADBIKI.