Friday, 6 January 2012

Bathroom Visitor.


Lady M. CRO!!!!

Cro. What!

Lady M. There's a spider in the bathroom; the size of a hamster.

Cro. That's nice (reaching for camera).

Lady M. Can you do something about it.

Cro. Like inform London Zoo?

Lady M. KILL IT!

Cro. Why?

Lady M. Because!

Cro. I'll pop him outside.

Lady M. Has he gone yet?

Cro. No, he ran into your pyjamas, and now I can't find him.

Lady M. Oh for god's sake, expletive, expletive.

Cro. Only joking (tee hee hee).


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15 comments:

gz said...

She is beautiful! (and eats lots of flies!!)

The Owl Wood said...

Put a saddle on it and head off to town...

Chris said...

NOT funny!!!!

John Going Gently said...

I am with mrs cro!

Jennytc said...

Definitely NOT funny, Cro. You should be ashamed of yourself. Grounds for divorce, I reckon! ;)

denimflyz said...

Yikes!
Beautiful spider but Yikes!
I don't think that the bathroom would be big enough for two.
I am siding with Mrs. M

CarrieBoo said...

It's funny how our first reaction now is to grab the camera!

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

I loved your reaction. She expected you to "do something", but she probably wasn't expecting your first reaction to be reaching for the camera. Can't say that I blame you. Pretty spiffy looking spider.

A Heron's View said...

So what name are you going to give to your new pet ?

Anonymous said...

You are so funnnnnnneeeee Cro! Don didn't like spiders either...I used to try to convince him that they ate insects...he wasn't interested...nothing doing but I had to smooosh them! And show him the results so he'd know I hadn't cheated ;-)

Over here in the states I only concern myself with black widow spiders and brown recluse spiders!

Sue said...

Bad Cro!

Taradharma said...

spiders don't bother me at all. I'm glad they eat the damned black fly. I would capture it, though, and set it far far away outside.

Cro Magnon said...

That's what I did Tara; but just outside our kitchen door.

Kat said...

You devil!!!

T. said...

I'm always amazed how something so small can seem to be so massive.

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