Saturday, 28 August 2010

Cro Defies Scrump-Death.

Yesterday afternoon I was out scrumping; as one does. Of course we have our own apples trees, but ours are mostly later varieties.

Suddenly there was a creaking sound; then a dreadful rush/crash. This nasty thing fell just inches from me.

Luckily, I'd already managed to fill the front of my T Shirt with apples, before the wretched thing nearly flattened me.... Phew!

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23 comments:

carole johnston said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHH Now thats spooky,you know you shouldn't pinch apples,someone above was watching lol.Glad you are safe. Carole

Cro Magnon said...

My scrumping was sanctioned, Carole. There are so many apples on the ground at the moment that everyone is simply given Carte Blanche! However, one doesn't expect fully laden trees to fall on your head.

Sue said...

Maybe not a good idea to go scrumping in gale force winds. (An apple might have fallen on your head)

Cro Magnon said...

Yes is was blowing a tiny bit.

Linda Tunnell said...

Whoa! Better watch it Cro!

Little Stalky said...

Damned sneaky apple trees

Tom Stephenson said...

It was God - trying to get you for not believing in him.

Tom Stephenson said...

Correction: It was God, helping you scrump by bringing the apples down for you, so you could reach them.

Cro Magnon said...

Well, could he kindly pop them back up again? He damn-nearly killed me; I'm expecting a decent thunder-bolt for that!

Sue said...

Better stay in doors. The sky is looking a bit dark...

Unknown said...

Is that the tree in the middle of the field that the horses run to?

Cro Magnon said...

No Sami. It's half way down to Pagot. Almost where the cows are.

Amy Saia said...

I think that tree has been planning this for a loooong time. But look at all those apples! You should make apple butter.

T. said...

Am I the only one who had to look up "scrumping" in the dictionary?

Scrumped apples taste alot better than those unscrumped. At least in my experience.

Cro Magnon said...

T. I've been scrumping all my life, and I'm not going to stop now just because I'm past 35.

Victoria Musicco said...

I'm glad you weren't hurt Cro...and T. is so right...scrumped apples are the best!

Tess Kincaid said...

Darn. I missed.

(I've never, ever heard the word "scrump". Quirky. I like.)

Cro Magnon said...

Maybe it's just an 'English' English word; I'd never imagined it wasn't used elsewhere.

Unknown said...

Phew Cro...dashed close thing. Glad you are still upright and testy about the whole thing.
Will you be distilling a little scrumpy with your scrumped apples?

Cro Magnon said...

Jacqueline. I presume the two words are linked somehow. We do make our own cider, but not exactly 'scrumpy'.

Molly said...

No it wasn't Tom - it was Isaac Newton revealing some great scientific secret to Cro alone!

Unknown said...

Be careful with that cider Cro! Things can go horribly wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fF8SvRRqF8&feature=related

Cro Magnon said...

Not The Wurzels; pleeeeze. I thought they were banned!

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