Three and a half minutes of the sensational 'Island Boys', singing their latest chart-topping, super-sound, global hit, 'I'm an Island Boy'; great tune guys, you make Jedward look like total amateurs.
As internet influencers, I shall certainly be trying to imitate their cool style and look. The only thing I shan't copy is their criminal record; it wouldn't suite me!
I've booked into my local Tattoo Parlour for a whole two months, I'm having my trousers altered so that they no longer recognise a waist, and of course I'm having a 'Coon Island' (Rupert Bear) wig made for when I venture outdoors. I shall also be permanently poolside, and shall invite any local girls who own a tiny bikini to come and wiggle their bottoms at me.
I shall walk with a limp (I already do), hold wads of cash in my hands, and wear lots of cheap gold-coloured necklaces. I'm also hoping to make a bloody fortune by singing an up-tempo, rap version, of The White Cliffs of Dover. My future looks extremely rosy!
N.B. With the US obituary pages filled with the names of one-hit-wonder rappers, if I was these two I'd watch my back. I can see people becoming extremely annoyed by them!
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Is there anything at all to commend them? Maybe they are superiorly endowed and so have overconfidence.
I shall take a photo along to my hairdresser and ask if she can replicate that style for me.
Gawd only knows. If this is the future of music; I despair!
Be careful what you wish for; people might start throwing rings at your head.
what a bunch of plonkers!
Weird weird and more weird
Plonkerissimo!
The world has gone mad.
Sometimes things totally pass me by. This is one of those times - I have no idea who you are on about. Have I missed anything?
No. I'm showing my age and intolerance. I despair when I see such things, as this is what our youth are told is music; and often simply accept it.
How is this accepted as music?
I haven't heard anything of them since; maybe all those tattoos were in vain.
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