Friday 4 March 2022

Flyysoulja - I'm An Island Boy ft. Kodiyakredd (Official Music Video)


Three and a half minutes of the sensational 'Island Boys', singing their latest chart-topping, super-sound, global hit, 'I'm an Island Boy'; great tune guys, you make Jedward look like total amateurs.

As internet influencers, I shall certainly be trying to imitate their cool style and look. The only thing I shan't copy is their criminal record; it wouldn't suite me!

I've booked into my local Tattoo Parlour for a whole two months, I'm having my trousers altered so that they no longer recognise a waist, and of course I'm having a 'Coon Island' (Rupert Bear) wig made for when I venture outdoors. I shall also be permanently poolside, and shall invite any local girls who own a tiny bikini to come and wiggle their bottoms at me.

I shall walk with a limp (I already do), hold wads of cash in my hands, and wear lots of cheap gold-coloured necklaces. I'm also hoping to make a bloody fortune by singing an up-tempo, rap version, of The White Cliffs of Dover. My future looks extremely rosy!


N.B. With the US obituary pages filled with the names of one-hit-wonder rappers, if I was these two I'd watch my back. I can see people becoming extremely annoyed by them!

12 comments:

  1. Is there anything at all to commend them? Maybe they are superiorly endowed and so have overconfidence.

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    1. Gawd only knows. If this is the future of music; I despair!

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  2. I shall take a photo along to my hairdresser and ask if she can replicate that style for me.

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    1. Be careful what you wish for; people might start throwing rings at your head.

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  3. what a bunch of plonkers!

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  4. Sometimes things totally pass me by. This is one of those times - I have no idea who you are on about. Have I missed anything?

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    1. No. I'm showing my age and intolerance. I despair when I see such things, as this is what our youth are told is music; and often simply accept it.

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  5. How is this accepted as music?

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    1. I haven't heard anything of them since; maybe all those tattoos were in vain.

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