At the moment, Scots politicians have very little on the agenda, so plenty of time to debate much more important questions such as biscuits. Well done all those Scottish MSP's; och aye, hoots mon, and tuck a wee one in yer sporran for Hogmanay!
Sunday, 16 December 2018
SUNDAY'S BREAKING NEWS.
At the moment, Scots politicians have very little on the agenda, so plenty of time to debate much more important questions such as biscuits. Well done all those Scottish MSP's; och aye, hoots mon, and tuck a wee one in yer sporran for Hogmanay!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
41 comments:
PC gone mad.
Mad, and madder.
I am not a redhead, although I quite like redheads and I think the gingerbread person discriminates against the gingers and red haired among us. I think bread persons would be a more appropriate name.
In an ideal world all parliaments will discuss only cookies, there will be no other troubles.
Hogpersonay please.
How about just 'persons'?
Now there's a good idea.
They will be ruling about that any day soon.
The snowman is becoming a snowperson. I blame the snowflakes.
They'd be better debating what the Scottish euro coins are going to look like. They'll be needing them soon when they have to cash in all those Bank of Clydesdale notes,
Crumbs!
Unless you dunk them in your Buckfast.
The EU may not want them as a member; They'd have to fulfil the membership criteria just like any other country.
Oh, for f***’s sake !!! XXXX
How about just bread.
My exact words!
God rest ye merry gentle persons.
How die we know they were men anyway with the relevant piece missing?
How speciesist. Not everyone is human(evident in politics) NonbinaryLGBTQXGingerbreadbeing has to be the correct name.............
I think you'll have to inform Nicola Sturgeon of this.
They have ways of sexing Ginger Persons.
And so on, and so on, and so on; where will it end!
It's ridiculous! Gingerbread 'men' don't even have male parts! If they are really against it they could just call them gingerbread eunuchs!
The ones that Lady Magnon makes are definitely 'men', even though they're fully clothed. I can just tell.
Is this for real? You're not joking?
Modern Britain.... No joke!
There's an easy solution to this. Put penises on them, preferably erect like the Cerne Abbas giant. The same wouldn't work the other way round without offending trans gingerbread women. I always bite the heads off jelly babies. I would prefer to bite the cocks off.
You certainly have them wound up, Cro. There's a better expression for this in Britain, but I can't think of it.
If you patent the biscuit cutters, you could make a fortune; especially in Scotland.
Yes there are other, and better, expressions; but they are unprintable.
I've always seen ginger bread men and gingerbread women, never thought too much about it.
However having said that, a couple of months ago, me and my oldest pal went home to Scotland for the last visit we plan on making.
Did you know that there are indigenous Scots? Blew us away. The topic under discussion was the lack of funding for Arabic language instruction and concerns that education was only available in English and Gaelic in some reason.
I am so glad my Father chose to migrate to Canada. I couldn't live in my homeland now.
anatomical ginger flavoured biscuit
Yes Yael this would be fabulous. But you know it would be like Lilliput and Blefuscu where they argue about which end of the egg to eat first. People will always find something to argue about. but if it is anything to discuss, I would like to say ginger nut biscuits are the best!
ha ha it is done with a light whilst they are baking?
I cannot believe they have allowed the persecution of ginger people to continue, surely these should be biscuits of colour? The Scots do take the biscuit at the moment .
Honestly - I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
Yes, the lack of funding for Arabic, Hindustani, and Swahili, is a disgrace. As for the indigenous Scots; aren't they called Italians?
I hope you're not suggesting that (what used to be called) Gingerbread men, should now be called Coloured people. We'd have riots.
Do neither; just bury your head in some very deep sand!
There are a lot of ginger people in Scotland who might take offence...
Edible coloured people.
Post a Comment