Friday, 14 March 2025

Hooligan Grannies.


These two smug-looking OAP vandals, Diane Bligh 77 and Alyson Lee 66, are responsible for spraying paint over Charles Darwin's grave in Westminster Abbey. I hope they are pleased with themselves; they certainly look it. In court they both pleaded 'not guilty'. Well, they would wouldn't they!

Is there any point of lying to intelligent people in court when there is plenty of photographic evidence to prove that they are 100% guilty?

The day when their miserable lives come anywhere close to being as exemplary as that of Darwin's, it'll be a bloody miracle. Is it simply his genius they despise so much? Why is it that these lefties hate excellence so much?

Their case will be heard in May, and could last three days.

With the evidence below, I would have thought it would take no more than 5 minutes.


Of course, nothing will happen to them; not in modern Britain. Meanwhile some poor man returning from holiday in France found an African stowaway hiding amongst his bicycles. He phoned the police at once, and has now received a fine of £1,500 for importing an illegal immigrant. The African stowaway has probably been booked into a nice hotel, given a mobile phone, and plenty of spending money.

That's the UK for you! Totally bloody bonkers!

31 comments:

Adrian Ward said...

Silly buggers.
What are they objecting to? They really should learn to use a rattle can and a stencil before performing in public.
I would have them stencil a thousand, the could start by making road signs.

Cro Magnon said...

Just a couple of silly old bats with nothing better to do than vandalise.

Lizzie said...

The world is truly going mad ...

Cro Magnon said...

Amen!

Traveller said...

To be fair the damage only took an hour to clean up. It is the court time that will cost.

Cro Magnon said...

I really don't care if the damage evaporated, it's the act that is disgraceful. Would YOU spray paint over the grave of a world-renowned scientist, in a cathedral? I certainly wouldn't.

Traveller said...

No I wouldn’t but I wouldn’t be as outraged by two people spraying, what I think is powder, over a stone on a cathedral floor.

Many more things in the news this week to attract my outrage…for example Trump becoming a car salesman for the day.

Sue G said...

It must be Fun Friday today!

Andi's English Attic said...

Maybe being arrested was on their bucket list so they jumped on the Just Stop Oil band waggon. At least it was easier to clean than a piece of art.

Cro Magnon said...

I've never seen an aerosol can that contained powder.

Cro Magnon said...

It would have ben fun arresting them.

JayCee said...

Well, they do look pleased with their artwork anyway.

Cro Magnon said...

Yes, I've seen worse damage. They are just a couple of sad old people with nothing better to do.

Cro Magnon said...

Smugness suits them.

Traveller said...

Do a wee bit of research Cro, and you will see it is often referred to as orang powder spray, apparently made with cornstarch. It was reported the incident above took an hour to clean up

Cro Magnon said...

I presume you are a sympathiser with these hooligans, so there is very little point answering you. It is the act that is destructive; NOT the material used.

Traveller said...

Don’t presume Cro.

The material used makes a huge difference - temporary nuisance that has to be cleared up vs permanent damage.

The court time, on the other hand, is a significant cost.

local alien said...

Of course they'll be held in jail till their trial! Or given hefty bail.
I know, I'm laughing too but that's what they deserve.
Hell, at that age you'd think they'd have just a wee bit of common sense and a little intelligence.
Maybe it was their last chance for 15 minutes of fame.

Cro Magnon said...

I think your last sentence says it all. They'll soon be forgotten, but with a criminal record.

Cro Magnon said...

Don't defend the indefensible. It doesn't suit anyone, even a leftie.

Jennifer said...

What were they protesting? I can't think of a single thing that would warrant defacing Darwin's grave. I mean, Darwin? Really? That's totally nuts.

There are much better ways to get your point across if you have something to say.

Coppa's girl said...

Local Alien and Andy have hit the nail on the head - those silly old women wanted their 15 minutes fame! I can think of many ways to achieve that without attempted vandalism. Whenever these "Just stop oil" idiots protest I always wonder how they got to the protest site. Did they walk, cycle, use public transport, hire a coach or drive there, in gas guzzling 4x4's. Did they offer to walk to the police station, rather than be driven in a police car!
My sympathy is with the poor holidaymaker who found the stowaway. How ridiculous to fine him for importing an immigrant. I trust the immigrant has been sent back - that is the best deterrent.

Cro Magnon said...

I'm not certain, but I think they're against climate change.

Cro Magnon said...

I agree. Yes, that poor returning holidaymaker. What was he supposed to do. Maybe he should sue the customs folk in France for allowing him to stow-away.

Traveller said...

I am NOT defending Cro. I am merely stating the damage done was ephemeral

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Why do you call Diane Bligh and Alyson Lee "lefties"? As a lifelong Labour voter myself, I think that what they did was quite despicable. They seemed to have no rationale for targeting Charles Darwin's grave. I would tag them and require then to undertake 100 hours of community service - cleaning ugly graffiti off walls etc..

Cro Magnon said...

I cannot imagine any Tory voter behaving in such a way. I think your sentencing idea is perfect.

rallentanda said...

Why would the traveller call the Police if is he was a people smuggler? Obviously the UK needs Trump to MUKGA. I'm sure he would be only too happy to oblige after he acquires Greenland and Canada, You will need to learn American English spelling. Maybe learning Russian as a second language might be a good idea as well. Trump may be a pain in the ass but at least he is not a leftie or a Catholic !

Susan said...

Don't these people have better things to do?
I like YP's recommendation too. If people were held accountable for their bad behavior maybe they would think twice before acting badly.

Cro Magnon said...

Any mention of Tr*mp at the moment is like poison. But I suppose a few of his ideas are OK. And (by the way) as our late Queen once said "There are only two versions of English; English and incorrect English".

Cro Magnon said...

They know they can get away with anything, especially ladies of a certain age.

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