These two smug-looking OAP vandals, Diane Bligh 77 and Alyson Lee 66, are responsible for spraying paint over Charles Darwin's grave in Westminster Abbey. I hope they are pleased with themselves; they certainly look it. In court they both pleaded 'not guilty'. Well, they would wouldn't they!
Is there any point of lying to intelligent people in court when there is plenty of photographic evidence to prove that they are 100% guilty?
The day when their miserable lives come anywhere close to being as exemplary as that of Darwin's, it'll be a bloody miracle. Is it simply his genius they despise so much? Why is it that these lefties hate excellence so much?
Their case will be heard in May, and could last three days.
With the evidence below, I would have thought it would take no more than 5 minutes.
Of course, nothing will happen to them; not in modern Britain. Meanwhile some poor man returning from holiday in France found an African stowaway hiding amongst his bicycles. He phoned the police at once, and has now received a fine of £1,500 for importing an illegal immigrant. The African stowaway has probably been booked into a nice hotel, given a mobile phone, and plenty of spending money.
That's the UK for you! Totally bloody bonkers!
Silly buggers.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they objecting to? They really should learn to use a rattle can and a stencil before performing in public.
I would have them stencil a thousand, the could start by making road signs.
Just a couple of silly old bats with nothing better to do than vandalise.
DeleteThe world is truly going mad ...
ReplyDeleteAmen!
DeleteTo be fair the damage only took an hour to clean up. It is the court time that will cost.
ReplyDeleteI really don't care if the damage evaporated, it's the act that is disgraceful. Would YOU spray paint over the grave of a world-renowned scientist, in a cathedral? I certainly wouldn't.
DeleteNo I wouldn’t but I wouldn’t be as outraged by two people spraying, what I think is powder, over a stone on a cathedral floor.
DeleteMany more things in the news this week to attract my outrage…for example Trump becoming a car salesman for the day.
I've never seen an aerosol can that contained powder.
DeleteDo a wee bit of research Cro, and you will see it is often referred to as orang powder spray, apparently made with cornstarch. It was reported the incident above took an hour to clean up
DeleteI presume you are a sympathiser with these hooligans, so there is very little point answering you. It is the act that is destructive; NOT the material used.
DeleteDon’t presume Cro.
DeleteThe material used makes a huge difference - temporary nuisance that has to be cleared up vs permanent damage.
The court time, on the other hand, is a significant cost.
Don't defend the indefensible. It doesn't suit anyone, even a leftie.
DeleteI am NOT defending Cro. I am merely stating the damage done was ephemeral
DeleteIt must be Fun Friday today!
ReplyDeleteIt would have ben fun arresting them.
DeleteMaybe being arrested was on their bucket list so they jumped on the Just Stop Oil band waggon. At least it was easier to clean than a piece of art.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've seen worse damage. They are just a couple of sad old people with nothing better to do.
DeleteWell, they do look pleased with their artwork anyway.
ReplyDeleteSmugness suits them.
DeleteOf course they'll be held in jail till their trial! Or given hefty bail.
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm laughing too but that's what they deserve.
Hell, at that age you'd think they'd have just a wee bit of common sense and a little intelligence.
Maybe it was their last chance for 15 minutes of fame.
I think your last sentence says it all. They'll soon be forgotten, but with a criminal record.
DeleteWhat were they protesting? I can't think of a single thing that would warrant defacing Darwin's grave. I mean, Darwin? Really? That's totally nuts.
ReplyDeleteThere are much better ways to get your point across if you have something to say.
I'm not certain, but I think they're against climate change.
DeleteLocal Alien and Andy have hit the nail on the head - those silly old women wanted their 15 minutes fame! I can think of many ways to achieve that without attempted vandalism. Whenever these "Just stop oil" idiots protest I always wonder how they got to the protest site. Did they walk, cycle, use public transport, hire a coach or drive there, in gas guzzling 4x4's. Did they offer to walk to the police station, rather than be driven in a police car!
ReplyDeleteMy sympathy is with the poor holidaymaker who found the stowaway. How ridiculous to fine him for importing an immigrant. I trust the immigrant has been sent back - that is the best deterrent.
I agree. Yes, that poor returning holidaymaker. What was he supposed to do. Maybe he should sue the customs folk in France for allowing him to stow-away.
DeleteWhy do you call Diane Bligh and Alyson Lee "lefties"? As a lifelong Labour voter myself, I think that what they did was quite despicable. They seemed to have no rationale for targeting Charles Darwin's grave. I would tag them and require then to undertake 100 hours of community service - cleaning ugly graffiti off walls etc..
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine any Tory voter behaving in such a way. I think your sentencing idea is perfect.
DeleteWhy would the traveller call the Police if is he was a people smuggler? Obviously the UK needs Trump to MUKGA. I'm sure he would be only too happy to oblige after he acquires Greenland and Canada, You will need to learn American English spelling. Maybe learning Russian as a second language might be a good idea as well. Trump may be a pain in the ass but at least he is not a leftie or a Catholic !
ReplyDeleteAny mention of Tr*mp at the moment is like poison. But I suppose a few of his ideas are OK. And (by the way) as our late Queen once said "There are only two versions of English; English and incorrect English".
DeleteDon't these people have better things to do?
ReplyDeleteI like YP's recommendation too. If people were held accountable for their bad behavior maybe they would think twice before acting badly.
They know they can get away with anything, especially ladies of a certain age.
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