His Royal Highness President Macron is to issue every home in France with a 20 page guide on 'How to survive a Nuclear War', or something of that sort.
The pamphlet which will arrive before Summer will advise on keeping tinned food, batteries, bottled water, first aid pack, penknife, and even board-games, in the house.
It, apparently, also advises in case of Nuclear attack, to close all doors and windows. And says to join your local 'Civil Defence' group, if there is one.
Well, I think I'm already reasonably kitted-out. I have plenty of canned food in the house, I have wine, loads of candles, and a good supply of logs for the fire and cooking. I also have 'self defence' kit (ahem).
I shall probably need extra Silver Foil for hats etc. and anti-radiation cream for my face and hands.
So, if Putin can find me (and if I'm in France when it happens) I'm ready for him.
Put your dukes up Vlad... I'll be ready and waiting!
You get em Cro. I'd be hoping to be vaporised in the first few minutes.
ReplyDeleteNo advice about digging shelters underground?
That's my attitude too. Get it over and done with. No, no underground shelters, just advice about locking doors.
DeleteRead about that in our local paper.
ReplyDeleteNews gets around. It's all rather silly. I think (after Covid) we all know how to hunker down.
DeleteDidn't we have a film about this many years ago?
ReplyDelete2025, A Macron Odyssey?
DeleteI have absolutely no wish to be one of the few survivors in a post-nuclear world. Weirdly, I would want to be at home if it is going to happen.
ReplyDeleteQuite right. Open that 'best bottle' you'd been keeping for a special occasion, and let it all happen.
DeleteThankfully we have just bought two cases of fizz on special offer so we shall survive.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way. Stock-up on the essentials.
DeleteThe French information pack sounds very much like "Protect and Survive" that was issued to all British households in May 1980. It is horrendous that Putin has stirred those old demons and is sending shockwaves through the western world. I hope that he drops down dead before this month is over.
ReplyDeleteThe problem would be, who would replace him? They're all as crazy as each other!
DeleteI have reached the time in life where in case of nuclear war, please make it fast. Andrews airforce base is only 3-4 miles away, a hit there, should cook this hilltop in a matter of minutes.
ReplyDeleteYes, if it does come, let it be quick. And let Putin be burnt to a cinder at the same time.
DeleteIs Macron preparing for WWIII.
ReplyDeleteAt this time, given the world state of affairs, it could happen.
I hope not. But.
Someone should deal with Putin. He's become obsessed by killing.
DeleteI am afraid we wouldn't and I don't want to survive a nuclear war. Hugs to you in case it happens.
ReplyDeleteThank you, from my smoldering pile of dust!
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