Q. Guess who put my white 'ratting shorts' in to wash with a cheap red Indian bedspread?
A. Her initials are L M...... You got it?
She's just addressed me as "Oy, Pinkie!".
I'd just cut my thumb, and my hand and shorts were covered with blood, so I suggested "Oy, you bloody Pinkie" instead.
My 'pink' shorts are now back in the Laundry Basket, especially after I accidently dropped an oily Artichoke into my lap at lunch yesterday. Maybe they'll return to how they were; but I doubt it.
They are much pinker than they appear in the photo!