I've been very busy recently, I expect you've noticed.
However, my very good friend, and fellow Covid sufferer, New York born New Yorker Mr Boris himself (your Prime Minister; a bit like a president, but without the power) informs me that you are today posting your 4,000th daily blog page. It's people like you who can make blogging great again; maybe even greater.
Of course Melania and I read it in bed every morning, usually whilst I apply my tan.... no fake news. All good. A goodly view of your splendid world.
Where you live in Spain (or is it Italy?), I hear that you need a wall. We do very good walls... too many illegals. I like illegals, but there are too many of them, they should be sent back to their shit-hole countries. They eat too much garlic; we could sell them burgers... good healthy burgers, and maybe Coke. It's all good; no fake foods. Melania sends out for them quite often.
My good friend Joe Biden (he says 'hi' btw), nice man, tells me that you actually live in France. Is that a part of Spain? I know I've heard the name somewhere. Is it US territory? I'll have to ask Melania, she knows all about countries-n-things.
4,000 pages is a lot, it's more than 3,000 and that was huge. We'll all be following you for more adventures, more is better. We prefer more to less. Over here we like big, bigger, and biggest.
Come over with Boris some time, we'll have a Clam Bake in the yard, with grits and apple pie. Melania makes great apple pie; her apple pie is the best. The bestest apple pie. A great American invention, apple pie; maybe the greatest pie in the world; and beyond. Or, maybe we could meet-up at my golf club in Europe's Scottishland. Have you been there? It's just off the coast of Norway; a lovely island.
Anyway Coe, it's all good. We love you. We read you every morning. Say 'hi' to Boris, I like Boris, and I like you. I don't like fake news, and you don't deal in fake news.
Melania also says 'hi' in her funny accent; she's not foreign, she's legal; not like O'Barmy.
Best wishes; great wishes, great wishes.
From Donald (possibly the greatest POTUS of all time; if not more) and my good friend Joe Biden xxx
p.s. I'll let you know if (or when) I have a new address.