I'm fascinated by the word 'Influencer'. From what I understand, this is a person (usually female, and permanently half-dressed) who 'influences' people via social media.
These people all seem to be multi-millionaires, so I'm thinking of becoming (a male version) myself.
My problem is that I don't really know what qualifications are required, or even how one starts to influence.
I'm not over keen on getting my kit off either, but if it is genuinely required (and tasteful), then of course I will.
I've made a few discreet enquiries, and I'm told that a good example of this new 'profession' is the Kardashian family, who are always half-clothed (less than half usually), and have all made lots of dosh. So I will probably need to fashion myself on one of them (the one with the smallest butt hopefully).
Now all I need is to discover what they actually do, and why people are influenced by them. By the look of them, it can't be that complicated.
Look out world.... here I come. Be prepared to be influenced.