Lady Magnon has always had reasonably poor eyesight. She wore spex when I first met her, and now wears contacts.
Yesterday evening she was rubbing cream into the drying skin of her legs (women do that sort of thing), when I noticed that the cream she was using seemed to be 'foaming', and was not being absorbed properly.
I cracked an unwelcome joke about a current TV ad', where some beach-babe rubs Mayo onto her body (not having been to the right optician's).
Lady M then looked more closely at the cream's container (this time wearing glasses)..... it was SHAMPOO CONDITIONER!!
Larf? We nearly wet ourselves!
What next for her legs, we asked; toothpaste, titanium white, or loo cleaner maybe?..... What larks.