Thursday, 14 June 2012

What a bummer!

 
This charming creature is known as Vanity Wonder. I read that she has spent $15,000 on injecting Lard into her buttocks, in order to make them that size.

I don't know if Ms Wonder has either a husband or boyfriend (somehow I doubt it), but can you imagine her ever asking that essential of all female questions "Does my bum look big in this?".



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27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boggles the mind.

The Broad said...

I don't know whether to laugh or be sick...

Susan Heather said...

Yuk - but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she, obviously, thinks that makes her beautiful.

elaine said...

O lawdy or should I say lardy! I wonder if her nickname's 'lardarse'.

The Owl Wood said...

With a rump like that she's more likely to attract farm animals. Crazy lady. I suspect that your assessment of her relationship status is correct, since she's photographing herself with an idiot-phone. Deeeeeeeee-formed!

John Going Gently said...

I LOVE that natural look...it's so Laura ashley

Jennytc said...

Grotesque!!!

bugerlugs63 said...

Grotesque

Elaine said...

I had to change my glasses to double check that I was seeing right - is it for real? Horrible, horrible.

Kath said...

OMG someone sneaked into my house one night and did that to me!!
Funny tho, they never left a bill?

Marianne said...

a centaur!

Cro Magnon said...

I shall be round to inspect!

Tom Stephenson said...

I believe that is what is known as 'bootilicious'. On a more practical note, it must take her two days to fart.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

I wonder if she feels taller when she sits down.

Amy Saia said...

It makes her waist look very tiny and fragile.

Cro Magnon said...

By at least a foot.... unfortunately not MY foot!

denimflyz said...
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denimflyz said...

Here in Nebraska, we like to make the comment to a butt like that as "having an ass like a $40 mule".
I wonder if it's worth $40.
Beautiful woman, sad she doesn't have brains to match the beauty.

Jennifer said...

That is insane!! hahaha!

CarrieBoo said...

"Two days to fart" LOLOLOL, Tom.

I'm glad I ate my breakfast before seeing that.

denimflyz said...

I also love Tom's comment, two days to fart. The most important thing is...don't be anywhere WHEN she farts, I think that it would be an explosive event.

Kath said...

ooh matron!

Jean said...

I hope she stands clear when the BBQ coals get hot. Just think what would happen if the lard started to melt. I wonder if it would slide down to her ankles and look like leg warmers ??

Molly said...

Yuk

Taradharma said...

we do such strange things to ourselves in pursuit of 'beauty.' It boggles my mind.

Does remind me of that old Sir Mixalot song "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

Kim said...

15k? I could have sold her a natural one for 10!

Andrew MacLaren-Scott said...

As an organic chemist I initially suspected Photoshop rather than "lard", but I looked her up on Google (I know... I am asking myself why too) and found it was silicone rather than lard (fully biodegradable animal fat). That does make sense (while of course making no sense at all).

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