Saturday 22 February 2020

Another Mayoral hopeful.



I haven't yet seen the full list of prospective candidates for Mayor of London, but I am assured that this (above) is one of them.

His name is Drillminister. Unfortunately I can't find any details of his education, qualifications, work experience, background, etc. The only thing I CAN find are these lyrics (below) to one of his 'songs' (I believe he's a singer). 

"That's serious bootings, dotty lift man like the bootings how's man talking 'bout momo challenge'? The media's got man snoozing crash corn at an informant crash corn anyone slow man's movement can't slow man's movement"..... Then repeat to no discernable tune.

Well, erm, yes, I imagine he has a point, although I'm not quite sure what that point is!

I'm also not 100% sure why he wears a balaclava for all his interviews; maybe he's simply trying to hide his identity; not a good start for candidacy as Mayor. 

Anyway, I wish him luck.


26 comments:

  1. Maybe the reason he wears a balaclava for his interviews because he is ugly, or has a skin condition. Or, maybe, he doesn't want to embarrass his mother.

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  2. He looks about the norm for fifty percent of the ruling classes here. As long as his IQ is around seventy he will fit right in.

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    1. I think an IQ of 70 is being a tad optimistic; reading those lyrics I would have suggested 30-ish.

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  3. Great scam. Who remembers Screaming Lord Sutch today?!

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    1. I do. I even saw him 'singing'.

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    2. Raving Monster Looney 🎉 Party 🎈! Does it still exist. If not, it should be resurrected!

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    3. It certainly does exist. They don't have too many candidates, but they still make the effort. Labour have mostly stolen their thunder these days!

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  4. You make me laugh every day Cro, thank you for this one! I can't be doing with politics any more, as far as I'm concerned they're all a bunch of nutters, we have absolutely no hope at all. Best to just keep calm and carry on in our own sane little worlds I think.

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    1. I think we'll all be laughing if Mr Drillminister gets more than 5 votes!

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  5. Strange lyrics indeed.

    But, sadly, not much stranger than some of the gibberish from our elected dignitaries?

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    1. Don't talk about Ms Abbott like that... I believe she's very... erm... something.

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  6. London has become the land of lunatics and swindlers. The amount of rational sane London folk moving to Wales is quite remarkable. The Internet allows them to continue to work without being mugged, abused or ripped off every time they leave their house! I should imagine other places have seen a similar influx. The tales they tell quite frankly would be met with derision had we not read similar accounts daily in the news!

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    1. It does seem that lawlessness rules; even as far as the Cops watching as those idiots recently dug-up a Cambridge lawn. It gets top headlines here if Madame Dupont has her knickers pinched off her washing line. That's about as bad as it gets.

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    2. The next day it was the Science Museum. They invaded and stopped half term fun.

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    3. Yes, I saw the photos. People seemed to be ignoring them.

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  7. I'm afraid that I don't speak rap or gibberish or even, occasionally, what passes for modern English. Excellent words from Dimbleby about Boris (regardless of one's politics).

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    1. About the BBC? I like Dimbleby, he would have made a good politician.

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  8. Are you sure it isn't JC wanting to rule.... sorry, lead something at any cost....
    Free buses, free allotments.... only buses and cycles allowed in Central London between 7am and 1am, etcetera, etcetera.....

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    1. Now you mention it, I think it could be Corbyn in disguise. They have a similar level of English. Free sweets for all.

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  9. I'm wearing shorts, and have just mowed all the lawns. Lovely day here.

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