What would you call an eye cleaning product for dogs? VISIOCANIS of course!
And, what would you call a kitchen disinfectant? DESINFEKTO of course!
I'm now waiting for someone to invent a new type of garden spade called a DIG-O-EARTH, or even a new household product amusingly called HOMESHINE.
My Banality award 2017 goes to V.I.Poo (dear oh dear!).