Wednesday, 6 December 2017

Cro's Banality Awards 2017.


What would you call an eye cleaning product for dogs? VISIOCANIS of course!


And, what would you call a kitchen disinfectant? DESINFEKTO of course!


I'm now waiting for someone to invent a new type of garden spade called a DIG-O-EARTH, or even a new household product amusingly called HOMESHINE.

My Banality award 2017 goes to V.I.Poo (dear oh dear!).



19 comments:

Maria said...

The robot vacuum was invented, so a Dig-o-earth could be next...or a chop-them-logs:)
Greetings Maria x

Le Pré de la Forge said...

I love the Anglais that's gently slid into the DesinfeKto label.... to be read in a high-pitched Mr. Humphries sort of voice... "It's clean"

Maria said...

I was told that K and X are "aggressive" letters in the advert world; the message is clear, DisenfeKto (K)ills germs.
Banality in a cleaning product is easier to remember.

Anonymous said...

What has happened to the organisation that came up with a very cumbersome French phrase for a Walkman?

Cro Magnon said...

K and X are found a lot in US radio station names too. Similar reasons I presume.

Cro Magnon said...

Jack Allgood (Jacques Toubon) would turn in his grave, with all this Franglais about. I like the idea of the Mr Humphries voice; perfect.

Cro Magnon said...

Not too long ago they wanted to bring back the Guillotine for people who used 'Franglais' (Jacques Toubon), but it seems to have got worse over the years.

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

I have to confess that I have a little bottle of Poo Pourri in the bathroom cupboard .... a nicer version of V.I.Poo !!! It works !! Hope you're still talking to me !!! XXXX

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I'm just off to the supermarket having added the following to my list:-
"Dermo Clean" soap
"Cover Stinks" air freshener
"Blotto" red wine
and "Wipe-O-Fat-Arse" toilet tissue (36 roll pack)

Cro Magnon said...

I'll pretend I haven't seen your comment!

Cro Magnon said...

Good to see you're getting into the spirit of things. 'Blotto' must be a sure winner!

gz said...

I just caught a glimpse of the v.i.poo one the other day...oh dear indeed!!

Cro Magnon said...

What is the world coming to!

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

I might buy Homeshine. It is a very positive name and promises the impossible.

Cro Magnon said...

As do all the most banal of product names.

The Weaver of Grass said...

DEAR OH DEAR INDEED.

Tom Stephenson said...

Australian quick-start spray for the carburettor: 'START YER BASTARD'. True.

Cro Magnon said...

It's a different world, Weave.

Cro Magnon said...

My old friend Jock used to tell me of an Aussie beer that advertised by saying 'It gets you drunk'. No point beating about the bush!

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