Him: "Darling, how do you feel about swapping positions tonight?"Her: "OK, you cook and wash-up, and I'll sit on the sofa and fart!"
4 hours ago
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Monty. 28. 12. 2010 - 09. 02. 2015
Popular Posts
-
Up to about 15,000 foreign nationals from aggressive countries were interned during the 1939-45 German war, and no doubt many lives were ...
-
It is said, hereabouts, that there is never a month of May that goes by without producing a few Cèpes. Over the past few days I&#...
-
My very good friend Margaret gave me a packet of 'mixed' Kale seeds, and amongst them have emerged these plants which I'v...
-
I've mentioned previously that we are slowly becoming veggie; 'slowly' being the important word. Take last night for ...
-
These are the small Artichokes that one buys in bundles at market; leaves and all. They are the secondary growths after the big round...
-
Not an ideal result to the election, in fact it could hardly be worse. But thank god that the British pub...
-
Before the above photo was taken, I had never tasted Coca Cola. Morocco was alcohol free in those days, so I had no alternative (...
-
I'm not a proper gardener (just a tidier), but in my humble opinion the Oleander is the most evocative plant/flower of Southern F...
-
"Gottle o' geer, gottle o' geer" Are people really serious about voting for McCluskey/Corbyn/et al? I can hardl...
-
If there's one blasted weed that I hate more than all others; it's the common OXALIS. My neighbour's cleaner once boasted ...
My Blog List
-
CUT and DRIED .......... - *On the mantlepiece are the first sweet peas cut from the garden ... there were only three but I'm hoping for more in the coming weeks ...* *At the o...
-
-
Later the same day: The film - I went off to see Hampstead the film as reported earlier today. (See comment to Jackie on that post for my horror at seeing before I went that the film ha...10 hours ago
-
Staying behind - Tomorrow, people will begin drifting into Bath gurning through lack of sleep but - this year - not covered in mud. Of all the many people I know who go t...
17 hours ago -
-
Pillbugs and Politics - Most of the time this feels finished — this space. I arrived here tonight in search of a particular piece of writing, and stayed a while. Revisited a forme...10 months ago
-
Yummy Scallops..mmm! - We went with friends to the Scallop festival in Whitianga; a charming seaside town in the Coromandal District. Had a great time...5000 people, lots of wine...3 years ago
Optimistic Cro!
Followers
About Me
- Cro Magnon
- I was born just south of London, but for the past 44 years I've lived in S W France. I am a painter by profession, and writer by desire. Lady Magnon and I live in an ancient cottage, in a tiny village, in perfectly tranquil countryside. We have a vegetable garden called 'Haddock's' (this may crop up from time to time), a Border Collie/Black Lab' cross called Bok, a cat called Freddie, plenty of fruit trees, and a view that takes the breath away. I try to treat our planet with respect, and encourage others to do likewise (without preaching). Contentment is a glass of red, a plate of charcuterie, and a slice of good country bread. Perfect!
I don't like emoticons so you have to imagine a little smile.
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteAh yes - I think we'll swap positions tonight!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Sounds about right ...
ReplyDeleteLove it !!
ReplyDeleteYep, that's the way it is for us all.
ReplyDeleteI once heard that the only reason people get married is because they're tired of holding back their farts! ;)
ReplyDelete