Him: "Darling, how do you feel about swapping positions tonight?"Her: "OK, you cook and wash-up, and I'll sit on the sofa and fart!"
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- I was born just south of London, but for the past 46 years I've lived in S W France. I am a painter by profession, and writer by desire. Lady Magnon and I live in an ancient cottage, in a tiny village, in perfectly tranquil countryside. We have a vegetable garden called 'Haddock's' (this may crop up from time to time), plenty of fruit trees, and a view that takes the breath away. I try to treat our planet with respect, and encourage others to do likewise (without preaching). Contentment is a glass of red, a plate of charcuterie, and a slice of good country bread. Perfect!
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ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteAh yes - I think we'll swap positions tonight!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Sounds about right ...
ReplyDeleteLove it !!
ReplyDeleteYep, that's the way it is for us all.
ReplyDeleteI once heard that the only reason people get married is because they're tired of holding back their farts! ;)
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