1. To run seven 'marathons' each week.
2. To become a strict vegan.
3. To visit N Korea for a fun-filled holiday.
4. To join Jeremy Corbyn's Fan Club.
5. To wear white Nike 'training shoes'.
6. To walk around using my mobile phone, and wearing a rucksack.
7. To buy all my clothes from Primark.
8. To pay a first visit to McDonalds.
9. To buy an electric car.
10. To go to church every Sunday.
Well, I didn't keep any of my last year's resolutions so I might as well try this lot for 2025.
Happy New Year, Cro!
ReplyDeleteWishing you, Lady M, and Billy good health and joy in 2025!
Thank you AK.
DeleteThey all look pretty achievable. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteAchievable maybe, but not desirable.
DeleteI don't believe in New Year resolutions!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone?
DeleteAs a strict vegan, will you be wearing Nazi jackboots and threatening passers-by with a bull whip?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'll be eating a bacon sandwich.
DeleteRemember - "you are what you eat" so that makes you pigmeat mate!
DeleteHappy New Year to you and your family. May all your (real) wishes come true!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteI could achieve some of those. I love my white trainers. Try them, in florescent green perhaps. Darn comfortable and help me to walk upright.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, all the best for a healthy 2025 and another enjoyable summer in France
No white trainers for me, I'm afraid.
DeleteHappy 2025 to you and yours Cro. Most of your NY resolutions are not achievable so I wouldn’t bother! I never make any. XXXX
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have kept a single one, so I don't know why I bothered.
DeleteYou forgot one, that is along with the mobile in one hand you should have the obligatory coffee cup in the other....Happy New Year Cro and family!
DeleteI was taking that for granted.
DeleteThat looks to me like exactly the sort of list I could happily ignore as well.
ReplyDeleteWe'd make a good team!
DeleteHappy New Year! My first real laugh of the year, if you do one of these things, we will all be surprised.
ReplyDeleteNo chance. I'm safe!
DeleteHad a good giggle this morning , thank you dear friend . I really enjoyed this .
ReplyDeleteGood. That's what I like!
DeleteHappy New Year Cro! I knew when I saw the title of this post that you'd be "taking the piss".
ReplyDeleteOne of my resolutions is to use more British slang. How am I doing so far? :)
Very well. I'll try to use more 'classics' in the future.
DeleteCro, I never make NY's resolutions, but this year I may make one... that we all make it to 2026!
ReplyDeleteI'll join you in that one. What could be better!
DeleteHappy 2025!
ReplyDeleteMay all your hopes, dreams and wishes come true. Health and happiness being #1.
Thank you Susan. Yes, good health is certainly my No 1.
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