Wednesday, 1 January 2025

New year resolutions.

 

1. To run seven 'marathons' each week.

2. To become a strict vegan.

3. To visit N Korea for a fun-filled holiday.

4. To join Jeremy Corbyn's Fan Club.

5. To wear white Nike 'training shoes'.

6. To walk around using my mobile phone, and wearing a rucksack.

7. To buy all my clothes from Primark.

8. To pay a first visit to McDonalds.

9. To buy an electric car.

10. To go to church every Sunday.

Well, I didn't keep any of my last year's resolutions so I might as well try this lot for 2025.


29 comments:

AK Coldweather said...

Happy New Year, Cro!
Wishing you, Lady M, and Billy good health and joy in 2025!

JayCee said...

They all look pretty achievable. Good luck!

Cro Magnon said...

Thank you AK.

Cro Magnon said...

Achievable maybe, but not desirable.

Carol Caldwell said...

I don't believe in New Year resolutions!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

As a strict vegan, will you be wearing Nazi jackboots and threatening passers-by with a bull whip?

the veg artist said...

Happy New Year to you and your family. May all your (real) wishes come true!

local alien said...

I could achieve some of those. I love my white trainers. Try them, in florescent green perhaps. Darn comfortable and help me to walk upright.
Anyway, all the best for a healthy 2025 and another enjoyable summer in France





Jacqueline @ HOME said...

Happy 2025 to you and yours Cro. Most of your NY resolutions are not achievable so I wouldn’t bother! I never make any. XXXX

Cro Magnon said...

Does anyone?

Cro Magnon said...

No, I'll be eating a bacon sandwich.

Cro Magnon said...

Thank you.

Cro Magnon said...

No white trainers for me, I'm afraid.

Cro Magnon said...

I wouldn't have kept a single one, so I don't know why I bothered.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Remember - "you are what you eat" so that makes you pigmeat mate!

Sue G said...

You forgot one, that is along with the mobile in one hand you should have the obligatory coffee cup in the other....Happy New Year Cro and family!

Cro Magnon said...

I was taking that for granted.

Graham Edwards said...

That looks to me like exactly the sort of list I could happily ignore as well.

Cro Magnon said...

We'd make a good team!

Travel said...

Happy New Year! My first real laugh of the year, if you do one of these things, we will all be surprised.

Cro Magnon said...

No chance. I'm safe!

Gemma's person said...

Had a good giggle this morning , thank you dear friend . I really enjoyed this .

Jennifer said...

Happy New Year Cro! I knew when I saw the title of this post that you'd be "taking the piss".

One of my resolutions is to use more British slang. How am I doing so far? :)

Rian said...

Cro, I never make NY's resolutions, but this year I may make one... that we all make it to 2026!

Cro Magnon said...

Good. That's what I like!

Cro Magnon said...

Very well. I'll try to use more 'classics' in the future.

Cro Magnon said...

I'll join you in that one. What could be better!

Susan said...

Happy 2025!
May all your hopes, dreams and wishes come true. Health and happiness being #1.

Cro Magnon said...

Thank you Susan. Yes, good health is certainly my No 1.

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