Shock Horror!

 

There are some revelations, whether true or false, that can have the world trembling in its boots. I remember when the Himalayas became the Him-are-ly-as, and Lichen became Ly-can. 

Another such bombshell is the recent revelation that Jesus wasn't called Jesus at all.

It seems that not only was the name not used at his supposed date of birth, but certain letters in the name 'Jesus' didn't even exist in the Aramaic alphabet.

Clever researchers have now decided that he was actually called the equivalent of Joseph, which at the time was Yeshu (which sounds a bit like Jesus). And that his family name would have suggested his place of birth; i.e. Nazareth,

So there we have it. They've been barking up the wrong tree all this time, and they should have been worshiping someone called Yeshu Nazareen. 

Now that 'Christianity' is no longer valid, I suppose their religion will have to change to Yeshuanity, and shouting "Oh, for Christ's sake" at someone will now become "Oh, for Yeshu's sake".

This must herald the start of a whole new era of Yeshuanity. Christmas will become Yeshumas, and Christians will soon become known as Yeshuans.

Don't give-up your day job! Amen.