Tuesday, 17 January 2017

To the gunwales.



Cro: Where's that French can opener that I use for Confit tins?

Lady Magnon: Have a look in the top right hand drawer.

Cro: I can't find anything in there, it's overflowing with bloody rubbish.

Lady Magnon: Well, tidy it up then!

Cro: I'd have to earmark a whole month to do that.

Lady Magnon: Which month would suit you best?

Cro: I'll let you know!

37 comments:

Susan Heather said...

Lots of useful, or useful one day, items there.

Donna OShaughnessy said...

We used to use the top drawer of my parents 1950's buffet as our junk drawer, it was nearly 7 feet long about 6 inches deep and filled with assorted crap. When we moved in 2015 I asked a sister of mine to put it all in a box and if I missed something I would call her. After 6 months she was allowed to throw it away. All I missed were some Irish coins and my rubber band collection. Having a bad memory helps.

Anonymous said...

I knew there was something missing in my life. I don't have a drawer like that. It'd make me nervous.

U

Yael said...

I have a drawer like that.

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

We have a hundred drawers like that !!!! .... and, most of it should be binned !! XXXX

Sue said...

I definitely have drawers like that.

Cro Magnon said...

I did use the potato masher last night!

Cro Magnon said...

That principle could be used for almost everything.

Cro Magnon said...

Think yourself lucky. Rubbish is rubbish.

Cro Magnon said...

I think that most of us do (unfortunately).

local alien said...

A drawer just like that is essential in every house! And the housewife always knows exactly (more ore less) what's in there and where. Tidy it up and you'll put things out of balance for months

Cro Magnon said...

I didn't dare show you the others.

Cro Magnon said...

Looks like I'm not alone.

Cro Magnon said...

That's the trouble, and is why I won't let my wife touch anything in the studio.

New World said...

Great word, gunwales. Great heading.

Frances said...

Have you heard Michael McIntyre talking about " the man drawer"? It is brilliant!

Cro Magnon said...

Not one that's written down too often.

Cro Magnon said...

No, but I'll see if I can find it. Thanks.

potty said...

That is to me a second or third drawer down. I could not be having it as top drawer.

Cro Magnon said...

The second and third are much deeper, and filled with even more rubbish.

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

Scissors, batteries, hooks, telephone books, tape, cheques, hole punch, paper clips, and a bunch of keys that used to have a purpose... that's part of what is in ours. -Jenn

Cro Magnon said...

I haven't actually looked what's in ours, but I did notice several broken corkscrews and a few beer-bottle tops. I really will have to sort it out.

potty said...

I wonder how many peeps think 'gun- whales' as they read it. Like I always think w - hores.

Joanne Noragon said...

Our new place doesn't have enough kitchen drawers to do that. We use the top drawer of a chest.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

That is a conversation that could be heard in my house also. I am sure everybody has a junk drawer like that. Every now and then, with emphasis on then, I try to organize it but it quickly returns to its natural state of chaos.

Cro Magnon said...

No point fighting it really. such drawers are 'natural', as you say.

Cro Magnon said...

When we had the new kitchen installed we promised ourselves that this would never happen. It didn't take long.

The Broad said...

Those drawers are an annoying but essential part of life, methoinks!

Lesley UK said...

You sound exactly like my husband. If procrastination was an Olympic sport he'd win gold every time!

Maria said...

When I tidy, I take everything out and then replace everything back in again!
Greetings Maria x

The Weaver of Grass said...

Doesn't everyone have a drawer like that?

Frances said...

My tiny kitchen has one drawer under its miniscule counter next to the sink. I know what is in that drawer, and yet, sometimes cannot locate the item I seek. Just about all of the contents share that same stainless steel grey shine and seem to enjoy presenting themselves as a group portrait.

I've a few other drawers in chests that have their own challenges. I'm not altogether sure what I might find in any of those.

Such is life.

Cro Magnon said...

I'm beginning to think so too.

Cro Magnon said...

Me, procrastinate? Never!

Cro Magnon said...

If everything is needed (or will be needed) what else can one do!

Cro Magnon said...

I'm beginning to believe so.

Cro Magnon said...

I tend to wear black clothes, so I understand your stainless steel grey problem. They all gang-up, and hide amongst themselves.

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