I've had a few 'mute' parts in films, and was once offered a small speaking part in 'The Countess from Hong Kong' (which, sadly, I was unable to accept), but I've only acted on stage once, and that (as I suspect with most people) was at school.
The show's producer (JM) was one year senior to me. When he first asked me to take part; I categorically refused. He continued to pester me, and eventually I said 'OK', as long as it was a very small part, and required little acting talent.
The play in question was Joseph Kesselring's 'Arsenic and Old Lace'. JM gave me the part of Mortimer Brewster; my lines consisted of about half the whole bloody play.
I learned my lines in a week or so, other than one section where I was on the phone, speaking amidst others speaking. I put my script by the phone and read my lines direct. It was impossible for me to learn when to come in amongst all the other characters who, I seem to remember, were all shouting simultaneously.
I have to admit that I enjoyed my brief acting career (2 shows). I presume that JM chose me for the leading role because of my similarity to Cary Grant, who played the part in the Frank Capra's 1944 film version. Hmmmm, maybe not!
JM went on to be a producer on Broadway, but I never received another call.
Your photo on that poster does bear a similarity to Mr Grant.
ReplyDeleteYou'd hardly tell us apart!
DeleteI suspect you are more manly.
DeleteRather good that the producer went on to be a Broadway producer.
ReplyDeleteHe was always very 'Theatrical', in a Kenneth Tynan fashion.
DeleteI suspect that JM picked you because of your similarity to Marty Feldman rather than Cary Grant. Sorry if you found this remark hurtful.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching MF on TV, accompanied by my doctor cousin. As soon as MF came on he immediately said "he's got xxxxx disease" (some long-winded medical name). I was very impressed.
DeleteYou are a man of many parts Cro. Can I have your autograph ? 😂🤣😂 XXXX
ReplyDeleteNo!
Delete"... and each plays many parts, throughout the 7 ages."
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Not too many in my case. Enough's enough.
DeleteThose of us who actually remember Cary Grant are getting less and less aren't they? They don't make 'em like that any more.
DeleteI think there's some way to go yet Weave; even those born in the 1950s are well familiar with Cary Grant.
DeleteThat is a good looking picture on the poster! Well done Cro. It was a memorable event for you. Clearly, as you state, once was enough...
ReplyDeleteI wasn't cut out to be an actor!
DeleteWhat a fun play for a school to put on!
ReplyDeleteI've not seen the film, but the play was great fun with plenty of action. A good story too!
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