Sunday, 26 April 2020

He's been in demand again!



Last time I think it was a supermarket; this time I'm not too sure, but I think it's a high rise student accommodation block. I do know it's NOT a new Virus Hospital.

You really can't hold the lad down. Yes, Kimbo returns to his duties as 'ribbon cutter extraordinaire'. There were swathes of admiring crowds and photographers, as well as a red carpet. Prince Charles was obviously too busy.

Personally I've never been asked to open a tin of beans, let alone a building; but Kimbo seems to be in regular demand.

OK, I'm banging his drum, and I'm sure you're going to berate me about 'pride coming before a fall', but I AM very proud of all three of my children, whether they cut ribbons or not. And I'm not afraid to say so!

Just in case Tesco, Leclerc, or Waitrose are unaware; I AM AVAILABLE.

And before you moan about 'social distancing'; I'm assured that this took place about 6 weeks ago.... he just didn't tell me.

27 comments:

angryparsnip said...

Wonderful and quite fabulous !
parsnip

Cro Magnon said...

I'm a proud Papa.

Ursula said...

As long as his talents stretch further than cutting a ribbon you are fully justified to be proud.

U

Cro Magnon said...

They do; I can assure you.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

You might not be invited to open a new building but you can open a tin of baked beans or more likely - yet another bottle of French wine! What position does your son hold to be the kind of person who cuts ribbons?

Cro Magnon said...

He's my son and heir; what better qualification. Yes, I think I'll have to stick with bottle opening.

Le Pré de la Forge said...

"OK, I'm banging his drum..."
Shurley it is every parents right... and perhaps, duty, to bang the drum and unfurl the banners for their offsprung!!?

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Oh now I understand why he gets all those invitations. I bet the plaques read "Opened by Lord Cro Magnon's grateful son - April 1st 2020". (Depending on the year)

local alien said...

You should be proud of him, and yourselves. He's an achiever supreme thanks to you too for showing him the way.

Cro Magnon said...

In the UK it's still regarded as infra dig to sing the praises of one's own offspring. I did so at my peril.

Cro Magnon said...

Yes, he's a good boy. I'm very proud of him.

Yael said...

You have all the rights to be proud of your son.

The Weaver of Grass said...

We have every right to be proud of our children Cro if they do things to make us proud. So well done all round.

Cro Magnon said...

I think so. He's always been a good son.

Susan Heather said...

Well done Kimbo.

Cro Magnon said...

He certainly does that. Nice boy.

Sue said...

Not many people can boast about being a ribbon cutter! You are right to be proud.

Cro Magnon said...

He's getting good at it.

Cro Magnon said...

That's my attitude. It's no big deal in itself, but he's my son!

Lucy Corrander Now in Halifax! said...

I am smiling with happiness that you are proud of your children.

Cro Magnon said...

I always have been, and always will be. Unless of course....

Jo said...

Hello Cro, I cut a ribbon once about 15 years ago Opening a new pub for the miners on a remote site in Western Guinea. What glory! Well done on a good-looking son. Be safe. Jo

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with pride in someone. Pride in oneself is a little dangerous.

Cro Magnon said...

Well done you. I have yet to be asked to perform such a task;... and a Pub' too!

Cro Magnon said...

I don't have a great deal to be proud about.

Pipistrello said...

How exciting! May I ask why he's in demand as a ribbon-cutter?

Cro Magnon said...

He has a famous father!

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