Saturday, 21 April 2018

Teach them Origami.


Pupils and parents at a particular school in Hertfordshire UK have been complaining that during the recent heat wave, the pupils were charged 5p for a plastic cup, in order to get themselves a drink of water.

Parents have been rightly outraged, as not only is the world trying to use less plastic, but it is also the 'human right' of every school child to have a ready supply of drinking water.

The solution is, of course, very simple. Show your children the short video below, and make sure they take careful note.

The best paper to use, is that page from their History Textbooks that contains the dates of all the British Kings and Queens (that you're supposed to learn). Alternatively (if that page has already been used), equally good are any pages from the Algebra section in your Maths book.





19 comments:

Pipistrello said...

No, hands off the Maths textbook, it's a sacred text! There are plenty of disposable pages in the Social "Science" text...Anyway, weren't there any bubblers/drinking fountains in the playground? Are kids supposed to carry their own water to school like sherpas?

Cro Magnon said...

I don't know all the details, but I believe there had been a 'fountain' at the school, which had been removed.

Maria said...

I think it so that they will recyclce the plastic glass over and over again seeing they had to pay for it. However I still find it shameful they have to pay for a glass of water at school!
Greetings Maria x

Cro Magnon said...

It caused quite a stir in the UK. People were furious!

Adrian Ward said...

Hands off the science text books....Use the general studies, the Koran and the Bible.
They should just scoop it up in their hands as we used to do.

Cro Magnon said...

I thought I might be decapitated if I suggested the Koran. How is your neck?

New World said...

Yes, cup your hands under the tap is plenty good enough. The nuns never gave anyone a cup for water. We survived.

Cro Magnon said...

They were probably all too busy texting or sexting.

New World said...

The snowflakes generation couldn't imagine having to drink out of their hands I suppose. They might get a germ.

Cro Magnon said...

I do it all the time!

Gwil W said...

An enameled metal cup like they give to prisoners. It will last them all through their school days and beyond.

The Weaver of Grass said...

Cro shame on you teaching such tricks, although I can think of a few subjects I had at school that I would happily of used the text books for such purpose - we had no gas at home and I never lost my fear of the bunsen burner, which knocked all science on the head from day one.

The Weaver of Grass said...

Sorry, I obviously mean happily 'have' used!

Tom Stephenson said...

I don't know why, but I have always despised origami. Only the other day someone made an origami frog in the pub and I thought, 'so what?'

Cro Magnon said...

Or one on a chain attached to the water source.

Cro Magnon said...

If you blew hard down a Bunsen, it would put all the others out. Great fun.

Cro Magnon said...

Not really my cup of water either.

Graham Edwards said...

As suggested by others cupped hands used to be quite sufficient but a lot of water went to waste - can't have that can we?

Cro Magnon said...

Superglue could solve that.

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