My offering "Oh, lucky Ivana; it must have been wonderful to be the first Mrs Trump".
I'm sure YOU can do better than that..... No prizes; just kudos!
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Bok. 18. 11. 2010 - 7. 1. 2019
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Optimistic Cro!
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist, is that the optimist enjoys himself whilst waiting for the inevitable! I AM that optimist!
This is a daily, optimistic, 'photos and comments' blog. I make no judgements (only occasionally), just notes. If you wish to comment in any way at all, please feel free. Everything and everyone (except the obdurate and dictatorial) is very welcome.
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- Cro Magnon
- I was born just south of London, but for the past 50 years I've lived in S W France. I am a painter by profession, and writer by desire. Lady Magnon and I live between an ancient cottage in a tiny village in perfectly tranquil French countryside, and a bijou townhouse in Brighton UK. In France we have plenty of fruit trees, all situated amongst a view that takes the breath away, in the UK we have a handkerchief sized patio. We also have a Border Collie called Billy. I try to treat our planet with respect, and encourage others to do likewise (without preaching). Contentment is a glass of red, a plate of charcuterie, and a slice of good country bread. Perfect!
It must be fantastic to be able to speak 6 languages like Mrs Trump. Melania that is.
ReplyDeleteI always think of her as Melanoma; as I'm sure do many.
DeleteI am sure I could come up with the wittiest comment if I knew exactly who was who.
ReplyDeleteI had to change my own offering because I forgot to mention that she was the FIRST Mrs Trump; we all get confused. There's a Marla, and a Ivanka in there somewhere too.
DeleteIvanka is his daughter. His first wife was Ivanna.
DeleteI'll just hand it over to Paul and he can fill in the words for me!
ReplyDeleteCowardy Custard!
Delete“facebook, fake news, F**k Nose?”
ReplyDeleteI wonder if anyone heard that.
ReplyDeletePhwaar.
Delete"Thoughts and Prayers, Darling."
ReplyDeleteWhat about 'wonder if I could engineer to be the next Mrs Trump when he decides to get a new mode'
ReplyDeleteSorry Cro - of course I mean 'model'
ReplyDeleteI just hired your old lawyer to be my new lawyer, darling.
ReplyDeleteThis bubble reminds me of my gorgeous Trumpywumpy - oh it's his hair of course.
ReplyDeleteCould you speak a bit more clearly Jimmy, I didn't catch that.
ReplyDeleteHow about 'Oh, Mr. Cro, your saucisson is delightful!' Oooeerr....just had a glass of red, sorry about that!
ReplyDelete"What on earth is that thought bubble doing there?"
ReplyDelete