JE SUIS EN GRÈVE.
I've been looking for a totally useless, non-productive, self-destructive cause to support; and I think I've found one.
During this my one day strike (in sympathy with all UK Trades union members), I shall stay at home (I always do on Wednesdays), deprive the art world of any 30th November Cro genius, and if possible make a bloody nuisance of myself.
St Jude will be my hero for the day (he's the patron saint of lost causes), I shall refuse to walk the dog (unless he gives me those 'please daddy can we go for walkies' eyes), and I shall paint two large banners; one saying 'Down Wiv Everyfing', the other saying 'Up Yors' (both amusingly misspelled banners will be on sale on Thursday as genuine souvenirs).
I had intended to pitch a tent outside my front door for the day, but I think someone at St Paul's must have half-inched it.
If I can find it, I'll wear my red 'Junior Che Guevara Club' T shirt, and draw a 'Hammer and Sickle' on my beret.
I was hoping that Lady Magnon would have joined me in my day's protest, but she just scoffed and said I should 'bugger off and live in North Korea'.... Charming.... I'm not replying to her; silence is an important part of my STRIKE.
May I join you? I'll bring raw milk for us to drink and pretty soap for your lovely wife who must put up with you.ReplyDelete
I'll send 'my man'.ReplyDelete
Cro..you are a crack up! is the silence from you or lady M...maybe it is today you should give her a medal for her patience lol...funny stuff...ReplyDelete
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What do we want?ReplyDelete
When do we want it?
In due course!
(I knew I would find a use for it)
So you are going through your rebellious stage. A bit late, yes?ReplyDelete
My kinda protest. Semper gumby. (Ever flexible.)ReplyDelete
Semper Grumpy (forever Cro).ReplyDelete
I'll have 4 each of those fine banners of yours, please, and a subsidised bus-fare to the nearest protest march.ReplyDelete
thanks for the laugh. my protest ....I just stay in bed....I like yours better!ReplyDelete
So this is an example of a non posting- well I'll eat my hat :) !ReplyDelete
Brilliant! I shall join the cause and go pitch my tent on the beach.ReplyDelete
Up the revolution Citizen Cro!ReplyDelete
I hope you get your demands met. What were they again?