This charming creature is known as Vanity Wonder. I read that she has spent $15,000 on injecting Lard into her buttocks, in order to make them that size.
I don't know if Ms Wonder has either a husband or boyfriend (somehow I doubt it), but can you imagine her ever asking that essential of all female questions "Does my bum look big in this?".
I don't know if Ms Wonder has either a husband or boyfriend (somehow I doubt it), but can you imagine her ever asking that essential of all female questions "Does my bum look big in this?".
Boggles the mind.
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to laugh or be sick...
ReplyDeleteYuk - but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she, obviously, thinks that makes her beautiful.
ReplyDeleteO lawdy or should I say lardy! I wonder if her nickname's 'lardarse'.
ReplyDeleteWith a rump like that she's more likely to attract farm animals. Crazy lady. I suspect that your assessment of her relationship status is correct, since she's photographing herself with an idiot-phone. Deeeeeeeee-formed!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that natural look...it's so Laura ashley
ReplyDeleteGrotesque!!!
ReplyDeleteGrotesque
ReplyDeleteI had to change my glasses to double check that I was seeing right - is it for real? Horrible, horrible.
ReplyDeleteOMG someone sneaked into my house one night and did that to me!!
ReplyDeleteFunny tho, they never left a bill?
I shall be round to inspect!
Deleteooh matron!
Deletea centaur!
ReplyDeleteI believe that is what is known as 'bootilicious'. On a more practical note, it must take her two days to fart.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she feels taller when she sits down.
ReplyDeleteBy at least a foot.... unfortunately not MY foot!
DeleteIt makes her waist look very tiny and fragile.
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ReplyDeleteHere in Nebraska, we like to make the comment to a butt like that as "having an ass like a $40 mule".
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's worth $40.
Beautiful woman, sad she doesn't have brains to match the beauty.
That is insane!! hahaha!
ReplyDelete"Two days to fart" LOLOLOL, Tom.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I ate my breakfast before seeing that.
I also love Tom's comment, two days to fart. The most important thing is...don't be anywhere WHEN she farts, I think that it would be an explosive event.
ReplyDeleteI hope she stands clear when the BBQ coals get hot. Just think what would happen if the lard started to melt. I wonder if it would slide down to her ankles and look like leg warmers ??
ReplyDeleteYuk
ReplyDeletewe do such strange things to ourselves in pursuit of 'beauty.' It boggles my mind.
ReplyDeleteDoes remind me of that old Sir Mixalot song "I like big butts and I cannot lie."
15k? I could have sold her a natural one for 10!
ReplyDeleteAs an organic chemist I initially suspected Photoshop rather than "lard", but I looked her up on Google (I know... I am asking myself why too) and found it was silicone rather than lard (fully biodegradable animal fat). That does make sense (while of course making no sense at all).
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