Thursday, 14 June 2012

What a bummer!

 
This charming creature is known as Vanity Wonder. I read that she has spent $15,000 on injecting Lard into her buttocks, in order to make them that size.

I don't know if Ms Wonder has either a husband or boyfriend (somehow I doubt it), but can you imagine her ever asking that essential of all female questions "Does my bum look big in this?".



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27 comments:

  1. I don't know whether to laugh or be sick...

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  2. Yuk - but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she, obviously, thinks that makes her beautiful.

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  3. O lawdy or should I say lardy! I wonder if her nickname's 'lardarse'.

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  4. With a rump like that she's more likely to attract farm animals. Crazy lady. I suspect that your assessment of her relationship status is correct, since she's photographing herself with an idiot-phone. Deeeeeeeee-formed!

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  5. I LOVE that natural look...it's so Laura ashley

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  6. I had to change my glasses to double check that I was seeing right - is it for real? Horrible, horrible.

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  7. OMG someone sneaked into my house one night and did that to me!!
    Funny tho, they never left a bill?

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  8. I believe that is what is known as 'bootilicious'. On a more practical note, it must take her two days to fart.

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  9. I wonder if she feels taller when she sits down.

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    1. By at least a foot.... unfortunately not MY foot!

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  10. It makes her waist look very tiny and fragile.

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  12. Here in Nebraska, we like to make the comment to a butt like that as "having an ass like a $40 mule".
    I wonder if it's worth $40.
    Beautiful woman, sad she doesn't have brains to match the beauty.

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  13. "Two days to fart" LOLOLOL, Tom.

    I'm glad I ate my breakfast before seeing that.

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  14. I also love Tom's comment, two days to fart. The most important thing is...don't be anywhere WHEN she farts, I think that it would be an explosive event.

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  15. I hope she stands clear when the BBQ coals get hot. Just think what would happen if the lard started to melt. I wonder if it would slide down to her ankles and look like leg warmers ??

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  16. we do such strange things to ourselves in pursuit of 'beauty.' It boggles my mind.

    Does remind me of that old Sir Mixalot song "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

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  17. 15k? I could have sold her a natural one for 10!

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  18. As an organic chemist I initially suspected Photoshop rather than "lard", but I looked her up on Google (I know... I am asking myself why too) and found it was silicone rather than lard (fully biodegradable animal fat). That does make sense (while of course making no sense at all).

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