I sometimes wonder if UK TV hasn't completely lost the bloody plot; especially for its Christmas schedule.
I recently saw a 'trailer' for a series of programmes about someone called Kerry Katona. KK is an ex lap-dancer, glamour model, so-called singer, reality TV celeb', surgically re-modelled, coke snorting, wa-hey the lads, brainless, author (ghostwritten), Bimbo. (you're too kind, Cro)
Who the hell cares about this woman? Who the hell watches these programmes? Surely there must be a check-out girl, short-hand typist, or even a Madame Pipi (I'll explain that later) with more to say than KK. How much further dumbed-down, can gutter TV go? So folks, this is her; a STAR if ever I saw one!
Give her the money!........ NURSE!!!
What I did on my holiday, part one - Studland Bay, on the Jurassic Coast of Dorset. I did try to download a piddling little video clip of the bay itself, but apparently it exceeded my allowa...
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