The proliferation of Reality TV shows seems to know no bounds.
Such shows reached new depths for me recently when I saw a trailer for a show called 'Celebs go Farming' (or something equally stupid). I could name others but what's the point!
So, I think the time is right to re-float my idea of 'Celebrity Bomb Disposal', which I first proposed back in October 2015.
The idea was this. Minor Celebs would compete against each other to defuse a small bomb, with one Celeb being eliminated (possibly through injury) each week. Week by week the bombs would become bigger, and the defusing more complicated. Audience members would be encouraged to shout "CUT THE RED WIRE", etc, as well as other helpful suggestions.
When down to the final two Celebs, they would then compete against each other for a prize of £100,000 (to be donated to a charity of his/her choice). To win, one of the two would need to successfully defuse the most complicated and most dangerous bomb. As you can imagine, the tension would be nail-biting, and failure to defuse correctly (see above photo) would be met with much hilarity.
I predict HUGE audience figures, and if any TV channel is interested I can nominate several annoying Celebs who I'm sure would love to take part.
© Celebrity Bomb Disposal 2015
36 comments:
I'm in and will subscribe to whatever screens the show. Kaboom!
No doubt you have very creative thinking. If your idea is accepted without a doubt it will come here as well as all reality shows.
I'm sure that Oz could suggest a few Celebs to participate!
The difference is that this one would be worth watching.
I'm glad you've copyrighted the title as I'm sure it's coming very soon
By this time next year, I'll be a millionaire!
Do we all send you our lists of nominations for Celebs to take part?
I think I've got enough really, but of course real favourites will be welcome.
Making my list will give some amusement today. Thank you. :D
I keep thinking of good candidates as I walk around. It gives me a chuckle at the same time.
You are a wise man. The original post would have had the lefty woke brigade frothing at the mouth. I was looking forward to watching.
I thought better of it... I could envisage heart attacks.
Spoilsport.
I think it is a well thought out idea, Cro. Making a positive impact in the world, one celebrity at a time.
PS I hear tRUMP likes reality shows....
Marvellous idea Monsieur Magnon! Please may I propose that the following showbiz "celebrities" are all put near the top of the guest list?
Ant & Dec
Michael Portillo
Piers Morgan
Paul O'Grady
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Meghan Markle
Nigel Farage
As Lockdown has progressed your posts have become more amusing - is there a correlation?
Brilliant idea Cro, love it!
Trump would refuse to accept that he hadn't won!
Not Jacob; surely. He'd have to bring nanny.
Too much time on my hands.
Do you know any TV producers, who are looking for an idea?
"Jacob's been a very naughty boy in parliament hasn't he? Said some very spiteful things! Nanny Edith has to wash his mouth out now with salty water. Be a big boy Jacob! Stop crying. Nanny won't hurt you! Open wide you silly boy!"
Oh, he'd just go all to pieces about it.
I haven't noticed. He does seem to have the ability to pop lefties back in their box and unlike your heroes doesn't resort to threats of hanging and stabbing.
Try counselling.
Now, now, boys. I'll have to set Sixtus on you, if you don't behave.
Cro! You often make me grin, but this morning I nearly spit coffee across the room. Why didn't I think of this!? Thanks for the great idea - and the smiles.
If you can find a TV Co that wants the idea; we'll go halves!
This is not the place Cro. But as he is too frightened to disturb his bubble it's the only place there is. Typical lefty. "Try counselling." The problem is they never say who or where to go. Thick or what.
I reckon there would be many Z list ‘ celebrities ‘ who would be willing !!!!! XXXX
What's Michael Portillo done to upset you? He likes trains after all.
Sorry, the 'you' was referring to YP. Surely the fact that he was a sort of Tory can't warrant that.
Hahah!
They'd be queueing-up; it's what makes them tick, tick, tick.
If we all voted the same way, it would make elections very boring!
Hahah from here too!
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