If it should ever come to my using a Mobility Scooter; I shall want one of these.
Not quite as above, but with a Bugatti grill, pale blue paintwork, and a wooden rimmed steering wheel.
It would, of course, need to have a wickerwork rear pannier for shopping or picnic materials, and full leather upholstery. It would probably also have a handy container for either a brolly or shotgun.
Ideally it would be capable of around 50 Kph, and have a range of about 500 Kms.
With the Spanish border being only 450 Kms away, I could be in San Sebastian to dine on Oysters and Red Mullet before bedtime.