Saturday, 14 March 2020

The new greeting.



As you might imagine, no longer being able to either kiss or shake hands with friends and neighbours in France is almost akin to being banned from eating Snails.

I'm pleased to see that Prince Charles is leading the way in this respect, and has adopted a rather Indian looking greeting, with hands together and the hint of a bow.

I think this could catch on. The rather silly elbow touching, or fist bumping, should be universally banned, and exchanged for the new 'Carolean Greeting'. It comes naturally to most people, it shows respect, and is already in use by millions of people around the world. We might even all end-up becoming Buddhists.... not such a bad thing.

So, well done Charles, I shall follow your example, and Ronnie Wood seems to agree too!

52 comments:

Susan Heather said...

Yes, the elbow touching looks rather clumsy.

Cro Magnon said...

This is much better.

Ursula said...

Great. But first you need to change your mindset. Shaking hands is a bit like a reflex. At least to me. Only yesterday I was introduced to someone whose hand I promptly shook. I didn't die there and then with shame at my spontaneous gesture but it did make me think how ingrained "habits" are.

I hasten to add to the drama by mentioning that the person who made the introduction (I'd bumped into him by chance) is Italian. He had just come back from the worst infected area. We both had the presence of mind not to do huggie kissie, touchy feely. In fact I told him, jokingly, to keep his two meter distance. Brandishing a cross at him for good measure. And no, it's not funny.

U

Gwil W said...

In Austria the president Alexander Van der Bellen addressed the nation yesterday evening on the current situation and hit exactly the right note.

Towards the end of his TV appearance he demonstrated 'the new greeting'

Cro Magnon said...

My wife recently met a friend at the Bakers'. The friend (who had just returned from Holland) immediately went to exchange 'bisous'; Lady M had to restrain her. Life-time habits have to be changed, for the moment.

Cro Magnon said...

Good, it sounds as if it's already becoming universal.

Gwil W said...

I hope Jean Claude Juncker is reading your blog!

Adrian Ward said...

Little girls hope Joe Biden is.

local alien said...

We have to go to a funeral today. We have already decided we will stand outside the church but how to greet the grieving is a problem. I will try the 'carolean' and see how it's taken. No one will be missing cheeks or hugging, especially as relatives are coming in from the stricken capitol

thelma said...

Namaste is the greeting Charles is giving, it is very respectful, and does stop all this fumbling round trying to kiss someone on both sides of their face ;)

Cro Magnon said...

I expect people will automatically return the 'Carolean' greeting. If someone greets you in that way, you naturally do so in return. Let me know!

Cro Magnon said...

I agree, but I prefer the name I've given it. I could never remember 'Namaste'.

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

We went to a funeral the other day and I kissed loads of people and it was reciprocated 😱 I think people are getting more and more cautious with their greetings though now. 🙏 XXXX

Cro Magnon said...

People here are restraining themselves; which for France, is quite something. I like the little emoji.

Yael said...

I kissed and hugged relatives who came from Tenerife and Germany a week ago, and for a few days now I have an unclear feeling of cold, I hope that's not what I think.

Cro Magnon said...

Gosh; do look after yourself... no more kissing relatives xx.

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

It’s for you Cro !! XXXX

Gwil W said...

Denmark first EU country to close airports and put army on border.

Cro Magnon said...

Thank you (you'll have to imagine the same emoji here).

Cro Magnon said...

They won't be the last!

New World said...

In Norfolk we don't do touchy feely greetings so no Coronavirus here.

Andi's English Attic said...

This is such a lovely greeting especially with the addition of 'namaste' (which I believe means 'my soul acknowledges your soul'). I have long wanted to adopt it instead of the awful embarrassing kiss on both cheeks but from a westerner it looks pretentious. Perhaps one good thing to come out of this virus will be the permanent adoption of this greeting.

JayCee said...

Phew. Thank goodness I no longer have to kiss the milkman.

Ursula said...

Are you sure about the "army" being put at what is, after all, a very small border (the only land one with Germany). I know Danish Butter is only second to Normandy's and their cheese and pastries comfort food par excellence but still . . . Surely, neither Germans nor Norwegians, most definitely not the Swedish, will storm the Danish border/take to the seas in search of Danish Hygge.

U

Ursula said...

Hi, Rachel, just remember to sneeze into your sleeve (say elbow) when in public. Airborne and all that. I take it cats are immune.

And then there are gloves. Never knew they'd come in so useful should you touch anyone by accident and consequent absence of soap and water. A couple of months ago I fell in love, and acted on it (purchase), with a pair of yellow (warmish shade) leather ones. Unfortunately, on closer inspection, and once the romance had worn off just a little, they now do remind me of my rubber Marigolds I wear when doing housework. Not quite the effect I was after.

U

The Weaver of Grass said...

Yes and I too like the addition of Namaste.

Sue said...

It's a very gracious greeting. My old knees wouldn't let me curtsey nowadays.

Cro Magnon said...

That's exactly how I see it. Charles is showing a good example.

Cro Magnon said...

You're lucky to have a milkman not to kiss!

Cro Magnon said...

I hope it becomes universally adopted.

Cro Magnon said...

I've never tried, but I did once sort of bow towards The Queen.

Cro Magnon said...

I believe in Norfolk you have the distinctive 6 finger wave. N'est pas?

Gwil W said...

Big queues at the Polish border on German side. Denmark know what their doing.

Gwil W said...

We used to eat Danish bacon, Irish butter and Welsh lamb in the old days. God know where our food comes from now. That's a big part of the problem.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

That's lovely Dina Asher-Smith next to Ronnie Wood. I can think of several pleasant ways of greeting her.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Rumours are rife in Peel.

New World said...

We don't care. You either get it or you don't, we're different. Nobody comes here unless they have and mostly they don't.

Graham Edwards said...

I'm very much in favour of the Namaste/Carolean greeting. Because I know and can easily remember Namaste that will be my name for it. I wonder how it will go down at Bowls on Monday evening.

Cro Magnon said...

Not heard of her, but she's a lot better looking than Ronnie.

Cro Magnon said...

I can imagine the UK taking to it... much more so than here.

Jo said...

Hi Cro, I love Prince Charles and I love the Namaste greeting. Keep safe and well. Jo

Joanne Noragon said...

Good on Charles; doing something well. However, he does get on well.

angryparsnip said...

I saw a video that some Korean men are doing a toe heel bump. So funny and I am sure it was done for the video.
Made me giggle.
parsnip

Cro Magnon said...

He's showing a good example. I hope all is well with you; we haven't had much news from where you are.

Cro Magnon said...

In his way, he's always been a trendsetter. A good man.

Cro Magnon said...

I'm sure we'll see some very amusing suggestions before long. Heel bumping sounds a tad awkward.

Cro Magnon said...

Welsh Lamb now comes from NZ, Danish bacon from a factory in Grimsby, and Irish butter from Dubai.

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