This time I think she's gone seriously over the top with her pre-seasonal preparations.
Lady Magnon has not only begun buying Christmas presents, but she's already churning out tray after tray of MP's (Mince Pies). I did notice her wandering off into the kitchen recently with a bottle of Armagnac, and I had my concerns; but I soon realised that she'd begun making her copious amounts of Mincemeat, which are heavily laced with alcohol.
"Cuppa and an MP Cro?"
"Oh, go on then; maybe I'll have two".
I can't resist Mince Pies, and I get a wish too.
She and Boo Boo will probably be elbow deep in Christmas Cake mix before long. I can't resist that either. "Just a small slice, please".