Saturday, 5 March 2016

SOCCER Explained (A Saturday Special).


Some people (outside the UK) may be confused by Rachel's  obsession with Soccer (Association Football); they may not even know what this 'Soccer' is.

Here is a simple explanation.




32 comments:

Yael said...

Now I understand every thing:)

potty said...

Wonderful result, a win for The Arsenal!
I miss this kind of game - and humour - on the TV.

Cro Magnon said...

Once it's explained, it's all so easy!

Cro Magnon said...

I think they cheated.

Coppa's girl said...

Absolutely brilliant Cro ! My sides are still aching from having laughed so much. I shall watch it again, once I've recovered !

Maria said...

Hilarious! I loved the dribbling. The referee was definitely Italian, the mother there to defend him! Greetings Maria x

Anonymous said...

One of my all time favourite Harry Enfield sketches, right up there with the Two Ronnies 'fork handles'.

Cro Magnon said...

I was much the same!

New World said...

Well that gives me a good laugh this morning. I wont be bloody laughing this afternoon that's for sure.

Vera said...

A cheerful start to the day!

Cro Magnon said...

French mothers are much the same.

Cro Magnon said...

'Fork handles' has now become part of everyday spoken English. I bet they never imagined that!

Cro Magnon said...

I shall be watching Rugby.

Cro Magnon said...

A chuckle at breakfast is always good.

Susan Heather said...

Now I understand all about Soccer!!! Watched a few hilarious clips that followed on from that on You tube.

Cro Magnon said...

I try to avoid the following suggested clips; Id be there all day. I'm just sending you an Email.

Le Pré de la Forge said...

Anyone who has any connection with Norfolk...
especially in the Eastern half of the county**....
tends to get somewhat obsessed with the Canaries' fortunes....
or lack thereof!!
Because successive boards have been into the "what can we cash in on" thought pattern...
the best players tend to get sold on... the moment someone makes a bid for a player, they sell them... it isn't quite like that, as Rachel will probably fire back.... but as someone who has followed their fortunes and misfortunes since 1964... it certainly seems so!!
Up and down like an incontinent pensioner!!

**King's Lynners have a split choice... we also NEED to support the Linnets!!
They just aren't in the same league, tho'... sorry Linnets, you aren't!!

Cro Magnon said...

Expect wrath from Rachel; she's an Arsenal fan. I used to follow the fortunes of Brighton; but they were similar. Anyone with any talent was flogged-off at once.

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

Hahahahaha .... SO funny !! Rachel and I will be on tenterhooks this afternoon ..... Spurs v Arsenal !!!!!
My husband and I will be jumping from Rugby, football and the Davis Cup tennis all afternoon !!!! XXXX

Le Pré de la Forge said...

Arsenal.... Arsenal!!!
What is a Norfolk person doing supporting the Gunners?!
Unless of course, Rachel, you are so disolloooshunned by the ups and downs of the Canaries... then you are forgiven!!

New World said...

Forge, I have personal issues with Norwich City and Delia, who couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery, from working in the bar there many years ago. It's a long story. I have followed football in general since i was a child and was fascinated by the culture of it especially in Europe and Russia. I went to London when i was 17 to work and started following Arsenal and have followed them ever since. I wear a hair shirt for most of the season.

Cro Magnon said...

I think the Rugby is next weekend; I was looking forward to watching it this afternoon too.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

Now that's a soccer game I would enjoy watching.

Cro Magnon said...

Me too; my kinda game.

potty said...

Spurs v Arsenal only on BT Sport again, GRRRRR

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

Yes Cro .... we thought it was this weekend but its fortnightly isn't it ? That's good for us as there's the football and tennis to watch !!!! XXXX

The Cranky said...

I think I shall stick with the skinny Crank's explanation of soccer: "It's the beautiful sport." ;-)

Cro Magnon said...

So they tell us; personally I find Rugby beautifuller.

A Heron's View said...

Are you in Bath ?

Judith said...

I loved that. Very clever. We need Harry to explain rugby to us, now.

Cro Magnon said...

I need it explaining to me too. It's a very different game to when I used to play. I notice that referees are always explaining infringements to the players these days too; no-one knows the rules any more (apart from the referees).

Cro Magnon said...

Yes, I've hit hard times.

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