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Tuesday, 24 March 2015
School Curriculum addendum.
We've all noticed failings in our school's educational standards, and, in the past, I've been known to offer advice in the form of alternative curricula.
May I now offer this extra subject addition.... 'LIFE MANAGEMENT'.
It would 'teach' some of the more basic life skills; amongst others....
1. Speaking without grunting.
2. How not to send 'personal' photos via mobile telephone.
3. How not to start wars.
4. Correct method of wearing trousers.
5. How to walk past a tattoo parlour, without entering.
6. Holding a knife and fork (if owned) correctly.
7. How to sit on a chair (if owned) at a dining table (if owned).
8. Family planning.
9. How to write words on paper.
10. What one does with a 'book'.
OK, it means adding one extra subject to the usual curriculum, but I'm sure we could get rid of some of the unnecessary ones (PE, or RE).
N.B. In my handy illustration above, I do think the gentleman could tuck his elbows in a tiny bit.
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