At the moment I'm either elbow deep in bricks and plaster,
or knee deep in blocks and mortar,
or tangled-up in a mess of wires.
Otherwise I'm digging the garden, chain-sawing piles of wood, or mowing (in between waiting for our damaged cooker to be taken away, and a Palm tree to be delivered). I've hardly got time for a glass of rouge.
When will it ever end (did you hear that crack of the whip?)!