Dear Santa (again).
I really don't want much this year, honest. At my age, I've already amassed most of what I need, so please keep your all toasters, golf trollies, and Black and Decker stuff for those who really need them.
What I do need, however, are a variety of Teflon coated clothes that deflect moulted dog hairs, a magic wand that would make a ridiculous orange wall completely disappear (I'll say no more), and a Harris Tweed solar heated overcoat.
I would also like a box of 'one a year suntan pills', a small pile of everlasting Oak logs, and several packets of non-GM vegetable seeds that repel all types of annoying insects.
Maybe I've already asked for too much, but if you also have a contact for some decent 'Layers Pellets' that really would make my hens lay all year round, then just the name and address of the supplier would be fine.
That's it. Nothing special. Mostly labour saving and comfort devices.
As usual, your mince pies, glass of Scotch, and carrots for the gang, will be waiting by the fireside on the big night.
Best wishes from your good friend, Cro x