Saturday, 8 April 2023

The wisdom of age.



Granny No 1. My grandchildren are very unappreciative. I always send them a nice card for Easter, and I always enclose a generous cheque. But they never write back, or visit, to thank me. They really are very ill-mannered.

Granny No 2. I do exactly the same with my grandchildren. I send nice cards, a large Easter Egg, a healthy cheque, and some kind words. But as opposed to your experience, mine always come round to see me the very next day.

Granny No 1. Well, you're very fortunate. How do you manage that?

Granny No 2. I don't sign the cheques.

 

31 comments:

River said...

Granny 2 is very clever!

Deejohn said...

Haha! A wise Granny indeed. Although I suspect very few grandchildren would take the time to sit down and put pen to paper these days.

Growing up, we would often receive Five Shilling postal orders from our elders. Not sure if they still do postal orders these days. But we were always politely forced to send back thank you letters straight away.

Cro Magnon said...

For most children that was the worst bit about birthdays and Christmas; having to write 'thank you letters'.

Susan Heather said...

Great although it is all digital here. Cheques are obsolete.

Andi's English Attic said...

:D

Coppa's girl said...

Yes, I remember having to sit down and write my thank you letters - always a chore. Any money I received was immediately put in my Post Office savings book, so I couldn't even say what I'd spent it on!
Possibly these days kids send emails or a quick acknowledgement on What's App - if they send anything at all!

JayCee said...

I have only just stopped sending my niece and nephews cheques for Christmas and birthdays. They are all in in their 40s now with small children of their own so I just send gifts to the little ones. They probably think I am a mean auntie.

Cro Magnon said...

I haven't written a cheque for years, in fact I don't think I even have a cheque book. In France I do.

Cro Magnon said...

Not my joke, but I wish it was!

Cro Magnon said...

It spoilt Christmas. That new pad of pale blue Basildon Bond writing paper used to look up at me and despair.

Cro Magnon said...

We just give the grandchildren a few bank notes, and hope they spend them wisely.

local alien said...

As they get older you've got to be clever to see them in person . Goo
d old granny no 2.
Ours get direct transfers now straight into their bank ac.
I hope we see them at Easter. I want to take a photo of them all together. Could be the last chance

jabblog said...

I laughed, but also found this quite depressing. That's life!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Ha-ha! I didn't realise it was a joke at first.

Cro Magnon said...

We have two here for Easter. They're not getting much, an Easter Egg maybe; we don't really bother with Easter.

Cro Magnon said...

I expect it would work too. We should all try it!

Cro Magnon said...

A joke, but probably very true.

Le Pré de la Forge said...

Cro, that's wonderful!!
I have nicked it for the amusement of others!!

Jennifer said...

Ha! Good one!

Cro Magnon said...

So you should; I nicked it from a friend.

Cro Magnon said...

Grannies know best!

Debby said...

I sent my grandaughters their Easter bonnets to go with their dresses. We are taking William to a dinosaur show. Nothing says Easter like a T-rex.

Cro Magnon said...

Easter for me is a nice roast Turkey or Leg of Lamb.

Coppa's girl said...

As I got older I often received a box of flowery notelets (it's a "girl" thing) which I could use to write my thank-yous. Useful and ensured the giver, at least, received a thank you.
I still have a pad of blue Basildon Bond, complete with the lined under page. A relic of past times.

Travel said...

I should have tried that with my nephews.

Cro Magnon said...

There's always time.

Cro Magnon said...

I'd forgotten about the lined bit. How funny.

Susan said...

Saying "thank you" is important.

River said...

I'm in spam again.

Cro Magnon said...

It always was to us!

Cro Magnon said...

I've found you, and you were right on both counts; spam and granny.

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