Wednesday, 28 April 2021

Suggestions please for the worst Covid-19 related word.



I only heard of this word recently, and, frankly, I think it deserves an award.... what for; I'm not sure.

The story is thus; when bookshops eventually re-opened for browsing, Covid-19 was on everyone's minds, and its potential for fast-spreading was causing fear everywhere. 

We were told not to touch our post or shopping for 24 hrs, so that any attached virus had time to die. We were also told to sing 'Happy Birthday' to time ourselves whilst frantically scrubbing our hands. And in the bookshop world, we were told to place any books we'd handled onto a...

QUARANTROLLY:  n. mobile receptacle for 24 hr quarantining of books that may have been contaminated by virus-carrying person; esp Covid-19. 

There you are! Quarantrolly.

Can you think of a worse word?

33 comments:

EM Griffith said...

You might have heard my laughter all the way in France. Thank you for the late night belly laugh, Cro. I'll see if I can come up with a worse one tomorrow, but I doubt it.

Cro Magnon said...

This one's a goodie; isn't it. It'll be hard to beat.

Sue said...

I suppose when you remove the books it's 'off your trolley'.

Yael said...

So many new words have been added or renewed in our lives this year, flattening the curve, capsules,, mild lockdown, breathing lockdown and more and more.

Cro Magnon said...

Nice one!

Cro Magnon said...

When will it end? The dictionary compilers will be very busy.

Pipistrello said...

Ha! I'd not heard that. My favourite word, not because it's awful but because I do like it is covennial, for all the kids born under the sign of Covid-19.

Cro Magnon said...

Yes, someone HAD to invent that one. Well spotted!

Ro said...

In 13 years times they'll be Quarrenteens...

gz said...

Oh, staycation without doubt..which means a holiday at home, but is used to mean not leaving the UK.

Cro Magnon said...

It's a horrible word. Why can't people just say they're staying/holidaying in Britain.

Cro Magnon said...

It gets worse and worse.

JayCee said...

Well, there are a lot of covidiots out there still.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Yes, I can think of a worse COVID word than that and it is "death". The Grim Reaper waits for us all.

Anonymous said...

Is it French or English? I quite like the word.

Cro Magnon said...

'Covidiots' was a good one.

Cro Magnon said...

Maybe we should coin 'Covideath'?

Cro Magnon said...

English. Trolleys (Supermarket, etc) are called Chariots here. Very dramatic!

The Weaver of Grass said...

I can think of plenty of worse words but they are mostly unprintable.

Debby said...

Coronapocolypse. Which is just a bit overdramatic, methinks.

Pipistrello said...

Hahah! Love the Quaranteens!

Cro Magnon said...

The more unprintable the better.

Cro Magnon said...

I've just thought of 'covariant', which is quite topical.

Cro Magnon said...

He's a clever lad, that Ro.

gz said...

Not like NZ...trundlers!!

Cro Magnon said...

I've not heard that; interesting.

Adrian Ward said...

Excellent is covididiots as it doesn't discriminate between those that believe in Covid and the naysayers.

Adrian Ward said...

They already have. Death rates are to all intents average but everyone dies of Covid now. It's a fad like flared trousers or Jackfruit being a substitute for real food.

Gemma's person said...

There are too many being too cutesy with all this.
They have now told it you cannot get it from things that have been touched, what is that a cov-whoopsie?

Gemma's person said...

Over in the U.S. everyone is dying from it even though they haven't because the government is handing out money to the families if they die from Covid.

Gemma's person said...

I didn't mean you pointing it out, I meant the media which is getting it's jollies off , reporting about it.

Salty Pumpkin Studio said...

JayCees' covidiots is excellent candidate for adding to dictionaries. Buy the domain name

Cro Magnon said...

covidiots.com What would they sell? Hand knitted masks? Placebo jabs?

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