Thursday, 21 November 2019

This is exactly what we've all been waiting for!


                         

The UK's 'University and College Union' (UCU) has recently spoken (in tongues, I expect).

They want everyone to be able to 'self-identify' as whatever colour, gender, or with whatever sexual orientation, or even disability, they wish.

You're getting excited; I can see!

So, if you were born a black, female, 4 ft, one armed, lesbian, you could now be a tall white hetrosexual male, who is able bodied. Hooray for that!

One advantage of this otherwise seemingly bizarre idea, is that Companies, or their Boards of Directors, who are accused of being too white, Christian, and male oriented, can now instruct half their employees to become female, white, Muslims..... Problem sorted.

As for me, I've reluctantly decided to continue as a tall, white, male, but (please) with the added good looks of a young Adonis. However, I'm told the Adonis bit is a bit far fetched, even for the UCU.

N.B. Just in case you were wondering, in the photo above, those are two black males holding the banner, accompanied by a Wheelchair bound Asian female coffee drinker.

Aren't students wonderful.

26 comments:

Adrian Ward said...

I'll identify as a white female and have the black lad on the right.
The daft thing is such idiocy is supported by those in charge.

Cro Magnon said...

It's what makes our early 21st C so amusing/annoying.

Cathy said...

Strange - to say the least!

Cro Magnon said...

Had it been a comedy sketch we would all have laughed; but it isn't.

Andi's English Attic said...

I wonder how that will work when we have to describe people to the police?

Cro Magnon said...

I imagine the same would apply. Just make-up whatever suits your mood; remembering to scold them if they get your own gender wrong.

cumbrian said...

Makes me wonder about the value of a university / college education?

New World said...

It originated from what would previously have been judged a fraudulent act. In this politically correct world crime is on the road to extinction along with the planet.

the veg artist said...

Well, I'd love not to have a disability - but it ain't going to happen just by me saying, is it?
They are all idiots!

Cro Magnon said...

Many students seem to spend more time on PC matters than they do on anything else. Even in my own days some of the Union representatives were desperate to find things to moan about.

Anonymous said...

Truely, we do need diversity of people to represent the diverse population but I am unsure about how that should happen.

Cro Magnon said...

The UK's attitude towards crime these days is very odd, and very disturbing.

Cro Magnon said...

Their attitude is almost insulting. Very blinkered.

Cro Magnon said...

It certainly won't happen by me saying I'm a black woman.

Sue G said...

I told you Cro, ages ago, that the human race is becoming more stupid as the years go by. Here's yet more proof!

Cro Magnon said...

Sadly I have to agree. I would prefer to see everything wise-up, rather than dumb-down.

Gwil W said...

I'm glad you mentioned the coffee. I thought herm was shaking the collecting tin. Gender neutral toilets are appearing hereabouts. I recently went into a toilet to discover that somebody had had a dump in the urinal. Here many things are far too confusing. Take a look at one I posted earlier.

Cro Magnon said...

So many things are changing on account of PC fanaticism; no doubt there'll be a big reversal one day.

The Weaver of Grass said...

I answer your post today as a beautiful eighteen year old with long blonde hair and a large bosom!

Cro Magnon said...

Good for you! If only it was so easy, I'd be 21 again.

Ro said...

Ah if only they'd understood that the sketch in the Life Of Brian about a man wanting to be a woman was comedy not a game plan..... Sigh

Cro Magnon said...

If this had been a 'Footlights' sketch, we might all have laughed. Unfortunately they're serious.

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Gary said...

I'm sure Jordan Peterson will be over the moon.

Graham Edwards said...

So presumably if the law allows you to identify yourself as having a particular disability the DHSS will not, reductio ad absurdum, be allowed to challenge that. I'll have a nice disability grant thank you very much. I don't think so!

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