This sculpture, entitled 'The Venus de Bonio', was recently purchased for Monty and Bok.
It has obviously been left (for some considerable time) in a box, and they have asked me to do some remedial work on its 'arse'.
As it is Sunday, and I have little else to do, I shall re-carve certain parts to produce a portrait of Jordan (aka 48DD Katie Price).
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HA! That's hilarious!
Whew i was worried before i read the story lol I look forward to seeing this one...
I'm very much looking forward to it's reincarnation as Katie Price, but I think you're going to have to make the cups bigger than a DD, Cro!
I have peeled potatoes, carrots and parsnips, but refrained from carving any body parts :-D
Nice one Cro.
I too - for a minute - thought that you had branched out into online porn. Give the dog a bone, etc. How you can see Katie Price in that is beyond me, though I can see her boyfriend/s in it.
Hihi, not a bad thing to do on a Sunday.;) We are snowed in, so our Sunday is equally laid back.;)
xoxo
the dogs wont be the only old canine to be drooling over this!
old old duffer in bath may find it irresistible!
A very productive Sunday, indeed.
Looks like a milkbone to me lol. I'm sure Monty and Bok will do a little 'adjusting' of their own to it.
Clearly my mind is in the toilet, because I immediately saw all manner of x-rated things before I saw a dog bone...
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