The village of Lower-Piddling-upon-Thames is looking for actors to participate in this year's Women's Institute Panto:... Cinderella.
Only three roles remain vacant; the Two 'Unattractive' sisters and Baron Newly-Hardup.
Casting will take place at The Drowning Man pub' in Hackney; no Royals need apply.
(p.s. Those with their own amusing Panto outfits will be given priority)