The bull in question probably only weighed as much as a London Bus at the time; now he weighs at least as much as two.
His temper hasn't improved with age, and I wouldn't now be quite as foolhardy.
If I was to find him outside our kitchen door these days, I'd run for the bloody hills; not that we have any hills!
Do all matadors use tea towels?
ReplyDeleteIn my house they do!
DeleteYou're not wearing your coat with the shiny lights !
ReplyDeleteI was still saving-up for it.
DeleteI wonder why it has to be red always.
ReplyDeleteI think it's just tradition; any colour would do, one is simply attracting the bull's attention.
DeleteI hope you're a fast runner!
ReplyDeleteI was then; not so much now!
DeleteHow much red had you consumed?
ReplyDeleteProbably too much.
DeleteOlé ..... corrida de toros !! ..... the red gingham tea towel sort of lets it down but your beret makes up for it !! XXXX
ReplyDeleteMy ordinary cape was at the cleaners.
DeleteI would class this as the application of Darwin's Law....
ReplyDeletesurvival of the fittest... and that bull looks mighty fit!!
Were you trying for a Darwin Award??
My exact thoughts at the time were *($$£***))&""!
DeleteI think your 'cred' disappeared with the pink tea towel Cro.
ReplyDeleteBugger!
DeleteI can see that little electric fence - you don't fool me...
ReplyDeleteThere was, in fact, a thin plastic tape between he and me. Nothing that would stop the mighty roar of Lumberjack's Bull.
DeleteI bet that seemed like a good idea at the time.
ReplyDeleteThere wasn't much else to do with him.
DeleteSorry somebody pointed out that tape and here was me thinking you were in training to be a matador.
ReplyDeleteI was Weave; honest!
DeleteThe bull is actually standing much further away than everybody here thinks.
ReplyDeleteShut up, you spoil sport!
DeleteI did wait until late in the day..
DeleteActually, he was very close, but he's as mild as they come (mostly).
DeleteEven with electric fencing, i'd not have done that. But, I must admit, i'm on the wuss side of such things.
ReplyDeleteYou and Lady Magnon too.
DeleteMatadors would look better if they traded in their silly-looking little hats for a more dapper-looking beret. I'm afraid the pink and white tea towel doesn't quite cut it, though. :)
ReplyDeleteI'll write to the matador's union, and see if they'll adopt berets!
DeleteLOL...inspirational pic...worthy of a poem !
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