Our family- which till now has been English/Irish for generations - has acquired not one but three Japanese brides in the last 5 years . Into the melting pot we go !
Perhaps you had better start learning to march like those soldiers in Tien an Men square in order to be ready when they take over the world. Although I suspect you and I both will be up in the clouds looking down on them when that happens.
If you spend all your waking hours learning how to march like that, you probably wouldn't know one end of a gun from the other; unless they don't sleep.
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Dont let the trols win.
The trolls never win, they just fade away.
Our family- which till now has been English/Irish for generations - has acquired not one but three Japanese brides in the last 5 years . Into the melting pot we go !
My friend who's expecting a baby is married to a man whose parents immigrated from Laos. So my little god child is going to be half Asian. :)
Yes, but did you like the joke?
I did!
haha - good one.
Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow had gone.
It's the way you tell 'em.
Perhaps you had better start learning to march like those soldiers in Tien an Men square in order to be ready when they take over the world. Although I suspect you and I both will be up in the clouds looking down on them when that happens.
"Waiter - this chicken is rubbery..."
If you spend all your waking hours learning how to march like that, you probably wouldn't know one end of a gun from the other; unless they don't sleep.
Well done Cro a good joke.
For myself I used to enjoy a regular Chinese but now my preference is an Indian.
I knew you'd like it.
Boom boom!
Q: What do the Chinese do during erections ?
A: They vote !!
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We have one more Swede, a Russian, and a German.
I suppose you told Cheung-li he was adopted when you were growing up...
He was found in the Chinese Cabbage patch,
HA! Good one.
If you spin a Chinaman, does he get disoriented?
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching!
I have heard about this subtle change in taste as one gets older, but I have never felt it myself.
That's because you haven't passed 70yrs yet Tom, give it time.
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