Sometimes I amaze even myself.
Take 3 slices of toast; butter them, spread with mustard, top with good quality mature cheddar, pepper, herbs, and a couple of chilli flakes, then zap in the microwave for 1 minute.
So good. So quick. So cheap. Could my Sunday lunchtime snacks be simpler,or more delicious, than this?
You can come out of that cupboard now Nigella; as long as you behave yourself.