'Assemble'

You may not have heard about this bunch, but there is a NEW junior protest group in the UK; they're called ASSEMBLE.

Their remit is to change the constitution of Great Britain. As such (all two of them) recently broke into The House of Lords, stood menacingly by the King's throne, and attempted to unfurl their juvenile banners. It seems that these charming swarthy characters wish to ban the 'Upper Chamber', and replace it with a 'Citizen's Assembly'. Probably in line with Sharia thinking; by the look of them.

Well dear friends, my recommendation is this. I have no idea if these good folk were born in the UK, or have just recently arrived in a rubber boat, but may I suggest they get themselves educated, then stand for parliament as an 'Assembly Party' candidate. 

Then, if they are elected, they will have their say in the 'House of Commons', and might even be able to propose a 'private members bill' about banning their despised Upper House.

It's what we in The West call 'Democracy'; there are no Mullahs here telling us all what we should or shouldn't do.

So, until that time when you actually represent a constituency, try to behave like decent citizens, and don't make a bloody nuisance of yourselves. 

And please don't go around telling the rest of us what we should or shouldn't be doing in our own country.

In other words,... Frigg off.