Sunday 8 July 2018
England mot Sverige, Fotboll.
What happens when you have a Swede and an Englishman watching an important England versus Sweden football match together?
Well, of course, we fight, we get completely pissed, and later we pass-out at the tattoo parlour whilst having rude words inked onto our foreheads. We're traditionalists at heart.
The next morning, suffering from unbelieveable hangovers, we ask who won. One of us cheers, whilst the other goes to lie down in a darkened room.
It was meatballs and glogg at one end of the table, and beer and pork scratchings at the other. Harmony reigned.
England 2 Sweden 0.