Friday, 21 June 2024

Found wandering!


A pink, tousle-haired woman, who had recently been dragged through a hedge backwards, came across a lost beekeeper, and having not been able to find his owner, is now hoping to adopt him.

The young woman, who sadly lost most of her clothing in the hedge, is still looking for the previous keeper of the beekeeper, so that she can officially foster him.

"Someone must recognise him" she said, "even in his full bee kit".


The police, who are assisting the young woman (believed to be a 'dancer' from Las Vegas), say there are no suspicious circumstances, other than a case of 'Cultural appropriation'. It is believed that the beekeeper is in fact black, and is only pretending to be white.

When questioned by the police, it seems that the last time the beekeeper was employed was Christmas 2023 when he claimed to have wrapped parcels for customers.

"I'm a wrapper" he declared; then said no more.

 

19 comments:

the veg artist said...

And the young woman actually has a brain!

JayCee said...

Oh, I love to see how real people live. So exciting.

Cro Magnon said...

I know she has other attributes, but I wasn't aware of the 'brain'.

Cro Magnon said...

Great role models.

Coppa's girl said...

The lengths some people will go to get their 15 minutes in the spotlight! Is that a tassle on her left- hand boob (forgive the coarseness Cro) or where she keeps her credit cards? Her outfit doesn't seem to have any pockets.

the veg artist said...

Degree in architecture!

Cro Magnon said...

Good for her; it's a shame she doesn't use it.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

This looks like a scene from The Paris Fashion Show and if I am not mistaken that lady is Bianca Censori. You are more knowledgeable about social media chit-chat than I am so is it still true that she is married to the infamous Kanye West?

Travel said...

Ah, someone's idea of fashion.

Gemma's person said...

Grinning from ear to ear. ;)

Cro Magnon said...

No pockets; some even fewer than none!

Cro Magnon said...

I really hove no idea, unless it's the great man himself in the Beekeeper suit.

Cro Magnon said...

I presume the idea is to make money. I wonder if it's working?

Susan said...

So much for 15 minutes of fame.

Cro Magnon said...

I think they've had too many '15 mins's'

Rian said...

Reminds me of that song, "God is great, beer is good, people are crazy!" So true.

Cro Magnon said...

All people are crazy, but some are crazier than others.

Gemma's person said...

Your "story" you made of it was wonderful.

Cro Magnon said...

Someone's idea of 'What can I get away with next'.

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